[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 156 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:10Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:09Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:08Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:04Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:03Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:02Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:01Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:00Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:59Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:58Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:57Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:56Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:55Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:54Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:52Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:51Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:50Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:49Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:48Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:47Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:46Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:45Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:44Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:43Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:42Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:41Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:40Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:35Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:31Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:27Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:26Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:25Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:24Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:20Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:18Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:16Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:13Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:06Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:04Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:02Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:01Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:00Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:59Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:57Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:56Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:55Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:54Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:51Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:50Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:49Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:48Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:47Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:45Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:44Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:42Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:41Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:40Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:39Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:38Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:24Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:22Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:21Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:20Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:19Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:18Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:17Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:16Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:04Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:02Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:00Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:59Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:47Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:46Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:45Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:43Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:42Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:41Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:40Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:39Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:38Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:28Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:19Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:18Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:17Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:16Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:15Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:13Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:12Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:11Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:10Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:09Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:08Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:07Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:05Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:04Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:03Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:02Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:01Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:59Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:58Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:57Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:56Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:55Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:35Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:32Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:24Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:23Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:22Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:21Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:18Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:17Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:16Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:15Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:13Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:10Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:09Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:08Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:07Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:06Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:04Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:03Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:02Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:01Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:00Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:59Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:58Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:57Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:56Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:54Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:53Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:52Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:51Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:50Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:49Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:48Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:47Caption #117

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post