[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 298 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:58Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:57Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:55Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:54Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:53Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:52Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:51Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:49Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:47Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:45Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:44Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:43Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:42Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:40Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:39Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:38Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:36Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:31Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:30Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:29Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:28Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:27Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:26Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:25Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:24Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:23Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:22Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:21Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:20Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:19Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:18Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:17Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:15Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:13Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:11Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:10Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:08Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:06Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:05Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:04Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:01Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:59Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:58Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:57Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:55Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:53Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:51Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:49Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:45Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:43Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:41Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:40Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:39Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:37Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:35Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:34Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:33Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:32Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:30Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:29Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:28Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:26Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:24Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:22Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:21Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:20Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:19Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:18Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:17Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:16Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:13Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:12Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:11Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:10Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:09Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:07Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:06Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:05Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:04Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:03Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:02Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:00Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:58Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:55Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:54Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:53Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:52Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:51Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:49Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:47Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:46Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:45Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:43Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:41Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:39Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:38Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:37Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:36Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:34Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:33Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:32Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:30Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:29Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:25Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:21Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:20Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:18Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:16Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:06Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:02Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:00Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:58Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:55Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:54Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:53Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:52Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:51Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:50Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:47Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:46Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:45Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:44Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:42Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:41Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:40Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:38Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:37Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:35Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:34Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:32Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:31Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:29Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:28Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:24Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:12Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:10Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:09Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:08Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:06Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:05Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:03Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:02Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:01Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:00Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:59Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:58Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:55Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:54Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:52Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:50Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:48Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:42Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:39Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:37Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:36Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:34Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:33Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:27Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:26Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:21Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:18Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:17Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:12Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:11Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:10Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:09Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:06Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:05Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:04Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:00Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:56Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:55Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:54Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:53Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:52Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:51Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:50Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:49Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:48Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:44Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:43Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:41Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:37Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:35Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:33Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:32Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:29Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:27Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:25Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:22Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:20Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:19Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:18Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:17Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:15Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:13Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:12Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:10Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:09Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:07Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:06Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:05Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:03Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:02Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:01:00Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:56Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:53Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:50Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:49Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:48Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:43Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:42Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:41Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:39Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:37Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:34Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:33Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:31Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:30Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:28Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:27Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:25Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:24Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:23Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:21Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:17Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:16Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:13Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:12Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:11Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:09Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:06Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:05Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:02Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:00:01Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:59Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:58Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:54Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:53Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:52Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:51Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:50Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:48Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:46Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:44Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:43Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:41Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:40Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:39Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:37Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:36Caption #27

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)

There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post