[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 284 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:16Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:14Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:13Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:12Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:11Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:10Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:09Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:03Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:01Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:58Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:57Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:51Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:48Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:46Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:45Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:44Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:42Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:41Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:40Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:38Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:37Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:36Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:35Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:34Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:33Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:32Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:27Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:24Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:21Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:16Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:15Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:11Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:09Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:08Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:07Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:03Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:02Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:01Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:00Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:58Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:57Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:55Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:53Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:52Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:51Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:50Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:48Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:45Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:43Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:36Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:33Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:30Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:28Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:27Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:26Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:25Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:21Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:18Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:15Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:09Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:04Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:03Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:01Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:59Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:58Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:51Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:45Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:44Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:43Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:42Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:39Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:35Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:32Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:31Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:27Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:23Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:21Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:15Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:14Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:07Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:03Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:02Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:00Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:57Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:51Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:45Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:44Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:43Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:42Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:41Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:39Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:35Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:32Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:27Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:26Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:22Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:21Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:19Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:09Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:06Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:03Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:02Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:57Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:46Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:44Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:43Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:39Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:38Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:36Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:35Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:30Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:29Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:28Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:24Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:21Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:16Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:15Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:14Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:13Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:10Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:08Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:04Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:58Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:56Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:55Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:54Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:52Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:51Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:48Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:45Caption #01
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:39Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:37Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:31Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:30Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:27Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:21Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:18Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:17Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:16Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:15Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:14Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:10Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:09Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:08Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:07Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:01Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:00Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:57Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:52Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:51Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:45Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:39Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:38Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:33Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:32Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:27Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:24Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:23Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:15Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:14Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:13Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:09Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:08Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:02Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:00Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:59Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:58Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:56Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:54Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:53Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:51Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:49Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:48Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:45Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:41Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:39Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:37Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:33Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:31Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:26Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:25Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:20Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:19Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:17Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:16Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:11Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:07Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:05Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:04Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:02Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:01Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:56Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:51Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:48Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:46Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:36Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:31Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:30Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:24Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:06Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:05Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:04Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:30Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #803

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post