[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 353 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:04Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:03Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:00Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:57Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:56Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:52Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:50Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:46Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:44Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:40Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:39Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:38Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:37Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:36Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:35Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:33Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:32Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:23Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:22Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:17Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:15Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:10Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:09Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:08Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:07Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:00Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:58Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:56Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:52Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:51Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:46Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:41Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:40Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:39Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:37Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:35Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:28Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:25Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:20Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:19Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:18Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:17Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:15Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:13Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:10Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:06Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:03Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:00Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:59Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:58Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:56Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:52Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:51Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:47Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:45Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:44Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:43Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:37Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:34Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:31Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:25Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:16Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:15Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:12Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:02Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:59Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:57Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:46Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:35Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:32Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:30Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:28Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:26Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:21Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:20Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:18Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:15Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:10Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:08Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:07Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:04Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:00Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:58Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:54Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:53Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:52Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:51Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:50Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:46Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:45Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:43Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:42Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:39Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:38Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:36Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:33Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:30Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:27Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:26Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:25Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:19Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:18Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:16Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:13Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:11Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:10Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:08Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:05Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:04Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:01Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:00Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:59Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:58Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:57Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:56Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:53Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:50Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:49Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:46Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:44Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:43Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:41Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:40Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:39Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:37Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:35Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:32Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:30Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:29Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:28Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:27Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:26Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:25Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:23Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:21Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:20Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:17Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:15Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:11Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:10Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:08Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:06Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:04Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:03Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:00Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:59Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:56Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:54Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:53Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:50Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:45Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:44Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:42Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:40Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:38Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:37Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:34Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:32Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:30Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:29Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:27Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:26Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:24Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:21Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:19Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:17Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:15Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:10Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:08Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:07Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:05Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:04Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:03Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:02Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:00Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:59Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:58Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:56Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:55Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:54Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:53Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:51Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:50Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:49Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:45Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:44Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:43Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:42Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:41Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:39Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:38Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:37Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:36Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:35Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:34Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:33Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:31Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:29Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:28Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:27Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:25Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:24Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:23Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:23Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:19Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:18Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:17Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:16Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:15Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:14Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:12Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:11Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:09Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:08Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:07Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:06Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:05Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:04Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:01Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:00Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:58Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:57Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:56Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:53Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:51Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:49Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:48Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:47Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:46Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:43Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:42Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:39Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:38Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:37Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:36Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:35Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:34Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:32Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:31Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:30Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:29Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:28Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:27Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:26Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:25Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:22Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:20Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:19Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:17Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:16Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:15Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:14Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:13Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:12Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:10Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:09Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:08Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:07Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:06Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:05Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:04Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:03Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:02Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:01Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:00Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:59Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:58Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:56Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:55Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:54Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:53Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:51Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:46Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:45Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:42Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:39Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:38Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:37Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:36Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:35Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:33Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:32Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:31Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:29Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:28Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:27Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:26Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:25Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:17Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:16Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:12Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:10Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:09Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:07Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:05Caption #63

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post