[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 186 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:06Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:01Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:59Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:54Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:52Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:51Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:45Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:44Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:38Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:30Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:22Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:17Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:16Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:13Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:01Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:58Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:56Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:52Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:51Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:50Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:49Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:45Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:44Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:43Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:41Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:40Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:39Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:36Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:31Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:26Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:25Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:17Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:13Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:10Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:06Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:01Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:00Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:59Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:58Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:57Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:56Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:55Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:53Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:52Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:50Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:47Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:46Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:43Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:40Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:38Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:34Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:26Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:25Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:19Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:15Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:13Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:12Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:11Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:04Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:02Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:53Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:51Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:50Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:48Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:47Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:45Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:41Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:33Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:20Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:19Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:09Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:57Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:56Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:55Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:53Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:52Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:51Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:48Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:47Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:41Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:31Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:25Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:13Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:11Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:07Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:56Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:55Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:54Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:53Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:43Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:38Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:36Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:32Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:30Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:29Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:27Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:26Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:25Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:16Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:00Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:59Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:57Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:54Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:43Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:42Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:32Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:31Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:28Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:25Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:22Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:21Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:08Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:07Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:03Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:02Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:59Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:45Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:41Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:36Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:26Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:25Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:18Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:12Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:08Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:06Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:05Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:04Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:00Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:57Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:51Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:50Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:49Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:46Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:45Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:42Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:40Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:39Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:38Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:36Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:32Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:23Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:22Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:16Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:12Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:11Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:05Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:56Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:50Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:49Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:48Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:47Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:46Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:43Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:39Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:35Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:33Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:31Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:28Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:27Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:26Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:20Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:19Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:08Caption #316

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post