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Most Emailed Photos - 07/05/2003 by Mort
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I have seen the second three prophesied signs of the coming of the end of the world.

4. A baby was born with four legs, three arms and a very useful cell phone pocket.

5. It snowed during July in the town of Bom Jesus do Pirapora Brazil.

6. Triton came into close conjunction between Jupitor and Mars, so they all got together for tea and biscuits.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I added the Alternatiphize functionality this weekend.

It allows you to show me just how mundane I am by posting far more intelligent and amusing captions, all you need to do is click on Alternatiphize and have at it.

The countdown to the end of the world is a continuation of this strip. The countdown is just a filler caption technique I use when my brain isn't working enough to come up with a clever theme for all three images.

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