[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 298 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:03Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:01Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:58Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:57Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:56Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:55Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:54Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:51Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:48Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:47Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:45Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:44Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:40Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:36Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:32Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:29Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:26Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:23Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:21Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:20Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:18Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:17Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:16Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:15Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:13Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:11Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:10Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:08Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:06Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:05Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:03Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:02Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:01Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:00Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:54Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:46Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:45Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:44Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:43Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:41Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:40Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:39Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:37Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:35Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:34Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:33Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:32Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:30Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:29Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:25Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:24Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:23Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:22Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:21Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:18Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:13Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:11Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:10Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:09Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:08Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:04Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:00Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:58Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:57Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:56Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:54Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:53Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:52Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:50Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:46Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:45Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:44Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:43Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:41Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:40Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:39Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:38Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:34Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:29Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:28Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:27Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:25Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:23Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:22Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:21Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:20Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:18Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:13Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:12Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:10Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:03Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:00Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:59Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:53Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:52Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:49Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:47Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:46Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:45Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:43Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:42Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:38Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:36Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:35Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:12Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:07Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:04Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:52Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:47Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:46Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:41Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:36Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:29Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:28Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:27Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:20Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:52Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:49Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:45Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:32Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:31Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:30Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:29Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:28Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:24Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:19Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:18Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:16Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:15Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:10Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:09Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:04Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:58Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:53Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:47Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:44Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:43Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:42Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:40Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:39Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:38Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:36Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:35Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:53Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:27Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:23Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:22Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:18Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:16Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:13Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:12Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:11Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:06Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:04Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:03Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:00Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:59Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:58Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:57Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:56Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:52Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:48Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:47Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:45Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:44Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:40Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:39Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:35Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:33Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:28Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:27Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:23Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:17Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:17Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:16Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:15Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:13Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:12Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:11Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:08Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:04Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:03Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:50Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:47Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:44Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:17Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:16Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:15Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:14Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:59Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:56Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:55Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:51Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:50Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:49Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:48Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:47Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:45Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:40Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:34Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:31Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:26Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:18Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:11Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:10Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:09Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:08Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:06Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:05Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:04Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:03Caption #488

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post