[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 377 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:46Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:45Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:44Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:41Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:40Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:39Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:38Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:37Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:35Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:34Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:33Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:32Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:31Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:30Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:29Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:27Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:26Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:25Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:24Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:23Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:21Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:20Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:19Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:13Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:12Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:08Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:05Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:04Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:03Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:02Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:01Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:58Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:57Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:56Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:55Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:49Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:46Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:41Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:38Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:37Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:36Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:35Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:34Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:33Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:32Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:31Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:30Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:29Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:26Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:25Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:24Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:23Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:22Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:21Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:20Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:19Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:18Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:17Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:16Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:15Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:14Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:12Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:10Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:09Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:08Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:07Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:04Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:03Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:00Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:59Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:58Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:57Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:56Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:54Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:53Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:52Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:51Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:50Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:47Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:46Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:45Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:44Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:43Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:40Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:39Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:38Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:37Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:36Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:35Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:34Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:33Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:32Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:31Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:30Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:29Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:28Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:27Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:26Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:24Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:23Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:22Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:21Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:20Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:06Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:05Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:04Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:03Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:02Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:01Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:56Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:53Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:47Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:46Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:43Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:41Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:40Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:37Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:36Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:35Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:34Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:33Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:32Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:30Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:29Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:28Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:27Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:26Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:25Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:24Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:15Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:14Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:09Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:07Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:03Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:02Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:01Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:00Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:59Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:56Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:55Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:53Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:52Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:48Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:47Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:46Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:44Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:40Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:36Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:32Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:31Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:29Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:28Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:26Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:24Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:21Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:17Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:16Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:12Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:10Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:09Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:06Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:00Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:54Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:52Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:51Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:50Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:48Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:46Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:44Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:41Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:40Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:39Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:31Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:27Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:23Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:21Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:14Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:13Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:12Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:09Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:08Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:03Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:02Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:01Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:00Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:59Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:53Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:52Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:51Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:46Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:33Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:32Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:31Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:29Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:27Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:21Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:20Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:17Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:10Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:09Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:07Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:01Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:58Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:56Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:55Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:52Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:50Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:49Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:47Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:43Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:42Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:41Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:38Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:33Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:24Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:15Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:11Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:08Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:07Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:05Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:04Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:03Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:02Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:01Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:00Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:59Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:56Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:55Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:52Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:45Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:43Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:37Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:33Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:29Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:28Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:26Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:24Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:23Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:22Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:20Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:19Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:18Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:14Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:12Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:07Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:05Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:04Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:02Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:01Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:59Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:57Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:56Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:55Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:54Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:53Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:52Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:50Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:48Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:46Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:44Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:43Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:39Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:38Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:37Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:36Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:34Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:33Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:32Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:31Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:30Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:29Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:27Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:23Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:22Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:21Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:20Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:17Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:11Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:09Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:06Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:05Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:04Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:03Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:01Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:00Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:57Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:56Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:48Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:47Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:46Caption #655

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post