[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 327 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:15Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:13Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:12Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:10Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:08Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:05Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:03Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:02Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:01Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:00Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:59Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:57Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:55Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:53Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:52Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:51Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:48Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:47Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:46Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:45Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:43Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:42Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:41Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:39Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:38Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:37Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:36Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:35Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:34Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:32Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:31Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:29Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:28Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:27Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:26Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:25Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:24Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:23Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:22Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:20Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:19Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:17Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:16Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:15Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:14Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:13Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:12Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:10Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:09Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:08Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:07Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:06Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:05Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:03Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:02Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:00Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:59Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:57Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:55Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:51Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:50Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:48Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:47Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:46Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:44Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:42Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:41Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:40Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:38Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:37Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:36Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:31Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:30Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:26Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:21Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:20Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:17Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:14Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:11Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:09Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:05Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:03Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:02Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:01Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:00Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:59Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:58Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:54Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:53Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:52Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:51Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:49Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:48Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:40Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:39Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:37Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:36Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:35Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:32Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:31Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:30Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:29Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:28Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:27Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:24Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:23Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:22Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:20Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:19Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:15Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:14Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:12Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:05Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:04Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:02Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:01Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:59Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:57Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:56Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:55Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:52Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:51Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:50Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:48Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:40Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:39Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:34Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:33Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:32Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:30Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:25Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:21Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:19Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:12Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:11Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:10Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:09Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:08Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:06Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:54Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:50Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:47Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:43Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:42Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:41Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:40Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:39Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:26Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:25Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:24Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:23Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:17Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:15Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:09Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:03Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:00Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:59Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:58Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:57Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:56Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:55Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:52Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:51Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:50Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:49Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:48Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:43Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:31Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:26Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:25Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:22Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:18Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:17Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:16Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:14Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:13Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:12Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:06Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:58Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:42Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:41Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:40Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:39Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:35Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:34Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:33Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:28Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:20Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:18Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:10Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:08Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:04Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:03Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:02Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:55Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:53Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:52Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:51Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:50Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:49Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:48Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:47Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:46Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:45Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:44Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:43Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:42Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:32Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:18Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:16Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:11Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:10Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:06Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:05Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:04Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:03Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:02Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:54Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:49Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:46Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:41Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:40Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:39Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:38Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:37Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:36Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:35Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:34Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:33Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:31Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:30Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:28Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:27Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:23Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:21Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:20Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:19Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:18Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:11Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:10Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:07Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:06Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:05Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:04Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:59Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:55Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:54Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:53Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:52Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:46Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:45Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:44Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:41Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:40Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:39Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:38Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:21Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:19Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:17Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:15Caption #148

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post