[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 247 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:31Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:30Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:29Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:28Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:27Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:24Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:23Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:22Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:21Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:20Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:19Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:18Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:17Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:16Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:15Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:14Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:11Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:07Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:06Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:04Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:03Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:01Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:00Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:59Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:58Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:56Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:53Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:52Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:51Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:50Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:49Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:47Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:46Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:45Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:44Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:43Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:41Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:40Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:39Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:38Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:36Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:35Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:33Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:32Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:31Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:27Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:26Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:25Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:24Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:23Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:22Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:21Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:20Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:19Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:18Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:17Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:16Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:15Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:14Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:12Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:11Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:10Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:09Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:08Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:07Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:06Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:03Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:59Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:58Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:56Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:55Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:54Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:52Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:51Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:50Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:49Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:48Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:47Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:46Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:42Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:39Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:37Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:35Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:33Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:32Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:31Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:29Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:27Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:25Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:23Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:17Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:15Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:14Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:12Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:11Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:10Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:08Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:04Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:03Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:02Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:00Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:59Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:58Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:57Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:56Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:53Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:52Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:51Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:50Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:48Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:46Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:45Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:43Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:41Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:40Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:39Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:38Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:37Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:36Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:34Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:33Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:32Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:31Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:29Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:27Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:26Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:25Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:24Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:23Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:22Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:21Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:20Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:19Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:17Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:10Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:08Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:07Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:04Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:01Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:59Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:57Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:56Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:55Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:54Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:53Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:52Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:51Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:50Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:49Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:48Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:47Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:46Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:43Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:42Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:38Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:36Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:35Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:31Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:28Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:25Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:24Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:23Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:22Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:21Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:20Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:18Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:17Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:15Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:11Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:08Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:07Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:03Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:02Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:01Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:00Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:59Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:56Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:55Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:54Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:53Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:51Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:50Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:49Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:47Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:44Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:43Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:41Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:40Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:35Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:34Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:27Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:25Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:24Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:23Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:22Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:20Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:19Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:17Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:16Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:15Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:14Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:13Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:12Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:10Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:09Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:07Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:06Caption #

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post