[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 125 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:43Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:42Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:40Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:39Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:38Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:37Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:36Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:35Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:33Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:30Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:29Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:28Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:27Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:26Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:25Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:24Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:23Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:22Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:21Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:20Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:19Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:18Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:17Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:16Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:15Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:14Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:13Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:12Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:11Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:10Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:09Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:08Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:07Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:05Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:04Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:03Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:02Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:01Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:00Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:59Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:58Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:57Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:56Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:55Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:54Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:53Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:52Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:51Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:50Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:49Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:48Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:41Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:40Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:36Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:35Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:30Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:29Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:28Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:26Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:25Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:24Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:23Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:22Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:21Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:20Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:19Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:18Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:17Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:14Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:12Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:04Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:03Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:00Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:56Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:55Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:54Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:53Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:52Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:51Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:50Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:49Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:48Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:47Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:46Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:45Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:44Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:42Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:41Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:40Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:39Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:38Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:37Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:36Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:34Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:32Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:31Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:30Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:28Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:27Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:26Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:25Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:20Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:17Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:16Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:15Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:14Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:13Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:12Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:11Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #893

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post