[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 403 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:40Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:39Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:37Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:35Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:33Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:31Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:27Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:23Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:21Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:20Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:19Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:18Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:17Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:16Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:15Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:14Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:13Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:12Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:11Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:10Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:09Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:07Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:06Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:05Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:02Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:01Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:00Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:59Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:58Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:57Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:56Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:55Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:54Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:54Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:52Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:51Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:50Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:49Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:48Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:47Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:46Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:45Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:44Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:43Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:42Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:41Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:40Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:39Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:37Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:36Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:35Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:34Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:33Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:32Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:31Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:29Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:28Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:27Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:26Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:25Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:24Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:23Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:22Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:21Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:19Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:18Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:15Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:05Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:04Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:02Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:01Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:58Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:55Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:54Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:53Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:52Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:51Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:50Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:49Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:48Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:45Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:44Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:43Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:42Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:41Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:37Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:36Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:35Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:34Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:32Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:31Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:30Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:26Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:25Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:24Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:20Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:19Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:18Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:17Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:15Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:14Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:12Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:11Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:09Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:08Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:07Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:05Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:01Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:59Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:58Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:56Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:55Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:54Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:53Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:51Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:50Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:49Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:48Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:42Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:33Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:32Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:31Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:30Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:28Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:27Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:22Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:20Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:17Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:16Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:15Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:15Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:14Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:10Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:05Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:03Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:02Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:00Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:59Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:58Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:56Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:54Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:53Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:51Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:50Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:49Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:48Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:46Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:44Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:43Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:41Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:39Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:36Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:34Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:32Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:30Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:29Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:28Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:27Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:26Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:25Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:24Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:21Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:18Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:17Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:16Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:15Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:14Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:09Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:08Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:02Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:53Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:48Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:47Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:46Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:40Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:34Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:33Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:32Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:26Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:25Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:24Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:22Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:21Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:20Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:18Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:17Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:15Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:11Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:05Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:04Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:57Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:56Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:54Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:51Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:42Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:38Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:36Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:32Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:31Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:30Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:28Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:22Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:19Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:16Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:15Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:14Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:13Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:12Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:11Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:10Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:10Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:07Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:06Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:04Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:02Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:01Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:59Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:56Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:54Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:53Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:52Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:50Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:47Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:46Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:43Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:42Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:41Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:37Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:36Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:35Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:33Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:32Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:31Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:30Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:29Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:28Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:26Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:24Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:23Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:20Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:19Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:17Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:16Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:15Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:13Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:11Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:08Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:07Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:06Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:04Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:02Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:01Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:00Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:59Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:56Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:55Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:48Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:42Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:41Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:40Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:38Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:37Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:36Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:35Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:31Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:25Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:24Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:22Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:20Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:18Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:17Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:16Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:14Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:12Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:11Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:08Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:06Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:00Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:58Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:57Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:56Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:55Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:54Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:50Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:49Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:47Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:46Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:44Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:43Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:41Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:39Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:38Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:37Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:36Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:35Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:33Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:28Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:27Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:24Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:22Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:15Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:11Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:10Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:08Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:05Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:01Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:59Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:58Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:56Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:54Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:51Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:50Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:49Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:48Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:46Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:45Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:42Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:40Caption #423

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post