[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 336 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:56Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:55Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:54Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:53Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:44Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:43Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:40Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:39Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:38Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:34Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:33Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:32Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:31Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:30Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:29Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:28Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:27Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:21Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:20Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:09Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:07Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:06Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:05Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:04Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:03Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:02Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:01Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:00Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:56Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:54Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:53Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:52Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:51Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:50Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:49Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:48Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:47Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:44Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:41Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:40Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:37Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:34Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:32Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:31Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:22Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:21Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:19Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:18Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:16Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:15Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:14Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:12Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:10Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:06Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:05Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:00Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:59Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:57Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:56Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:55Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:52Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:51Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:50Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:49Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:47Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:45Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:40Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:33Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:31Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:30Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:29Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:29Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:27Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:26Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:25Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:23Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:20Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:18Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:17Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:16Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:15Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:14Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:13Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:12Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:11Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:10Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:04Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:02Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:57Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:56Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:55Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:54Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:53Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:51Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:50Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:45Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:44Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:42Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:41Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:40Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:39Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:37Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:36Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:35Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:34Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:33Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:32Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:31Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:30Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:27Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:26Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:24Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:23Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:21Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:20Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:17Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:15Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:14Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:13Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:12Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:11Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:10Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:09Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:07Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:06Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:05Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:04Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:03Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:02Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:00Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:59Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:57Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:51Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:47Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:46Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:44Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:30Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:27Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:22Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:21Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:20Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:19Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:14Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:13Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:12Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:11Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:07Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:03Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:00Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:58Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:56Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:54Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:53Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:52Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:51Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:50Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:49Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:48Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:47Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:46Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:45Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:44Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:37Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:36Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:34Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:33Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:32Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:31Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:29Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:28Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:26Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:21Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:20Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:17Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:16Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:14Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:09Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:08Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:05Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:04Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:02Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:01Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:00Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:59Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:58Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:57Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:56Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:55Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:54Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:53Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:51Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:49Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:45Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:41Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:37Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:33Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:29Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:23Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:22Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:21Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:17Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:13Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:09Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:01Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:57Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:53Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:49Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:47Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:46Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:45Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:44Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:43Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:42Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:41Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:37Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:33Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:28Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:27Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:25Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:24Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:23Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:21Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:16Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:14Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:13Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:12Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:11Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:10Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:09Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:07Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:04Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:02Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:01Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:59Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:53Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:50Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:49Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:44Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:37Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:33Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:29Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:28Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:25Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:21Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:18Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:13Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:12Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:11Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:09Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:05Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:00Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:59Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:57Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:55Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:54Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:49Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:47Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:46Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:44Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:43Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:42Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:41Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:40Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:37Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:35Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:33Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:32Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:29Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:25Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:22Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:21Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:19Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:17Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:16Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:15Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:14Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:13Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:09Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:05Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:59Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:58Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:57Caption #660

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post