[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:10Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:05Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:24:00Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:59Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:54Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:45Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:44Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:40Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:39Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:28Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:24Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:23Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:22Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:20Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:15Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:14Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:07Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:05Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:03Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:59Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:50Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:49Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:46Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:43Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:42Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:41Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:39Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:38Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:35Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:30Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:29Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:28Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:23Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:20Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:19Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:16Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:15Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:14Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:10Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:06Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:38Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:37Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:36Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:35Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:33Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:32Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:29Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:28Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:26Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:23Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:22Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:21Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:20Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:16Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:13Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:11Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:10Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:08Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:07Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:02Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:59Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:42Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:35Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:34Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:32Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:22Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:21Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:20Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:18Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:17Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:16Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:15Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:14Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:12Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:05Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:04Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:01Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:50Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:49Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:48Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:47Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:46Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:45Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:44Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:43Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:42Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:40Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:39Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:35Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:33Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:32Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:31Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:20Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:19Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:18Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:00Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:56Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:25Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:58Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:08Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:51Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:24Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:23Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:21Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:20Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:14Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:59Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:57Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:50Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:46Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:45Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:35Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:32Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:31Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:30Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:29Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:25Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:21Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:20Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:19Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:18Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:17Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:15Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:09Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:07Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:04Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:02Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:58Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:57Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:49Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:48Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:45Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:42Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:39Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:31Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:29Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:23Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:22Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:19Caption #76

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post