Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?

(Reuters)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 514 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:08 Caption #-44

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:07 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:06 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:05 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:04 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:03 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:02 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:01 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:00 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:59 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:58 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:57 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:56 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:55 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:54 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:53 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:50 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:49 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:47 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:46 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:45 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:44 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:43 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:42 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:41 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:40 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:40 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:38 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:37 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:36 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:35 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:34 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:33 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:32 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:31 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:30 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:29 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:28 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:26 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:25 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:24 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:22 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:21 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:20 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:19 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:18 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:17 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:16 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:15 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:14 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:13 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:12 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:11 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:10 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:09 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:08 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:07 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:06 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:05 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:04 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:01 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:00 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:59 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:58 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:57 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:56 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:55 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:54 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:53 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:52 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:51 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:50 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:49 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:48 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:47 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:46 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:45 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:44 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:43 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:42 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:41 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:40 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:39 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:38 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:37 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:36 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:35 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:34 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:33 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:32 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:30 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:29 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:28 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:26 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:24 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:23 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:21 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:20 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:19 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:18 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:17 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:16 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:15 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:13 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:12 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:11 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:10 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:09 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:08 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:07 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:06 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:05 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:04 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:03 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:02 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:01 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:00 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:59 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:58 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:57 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:56 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:55 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:54 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:53 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:52 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:51 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:50 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:49 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:48 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:47 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:46 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:45 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:44 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:43 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:42 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:41 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:40 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:39 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:38 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:37 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:36 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:35 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:34 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:33 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:32 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:31 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:30 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:29 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:27 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:26 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:25 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:22 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:21 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:20 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:18 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:17 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:16 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:15 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:14 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:13 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:12 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:11 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:10 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:09 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:08 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:07 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:06 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:05 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:04 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:03 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:02 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:00 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:59 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:58 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:57 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:56 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:55 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:54 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:53 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:52 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:50 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:49 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:48 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:47 Caption #-80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:46 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:45 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:44 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:43 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:42 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:41 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:40 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:39 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:37 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:36 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:35 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:34 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:33 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:32 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:31 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:30 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:29 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:28 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:27 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:26 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:25 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:24 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:23 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:22 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:21 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:20 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:19 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:18 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:17 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:16 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:15 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:14 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:13 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:12 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:11 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:10 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:09 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:08 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:07 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:04 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:03 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:02 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:01 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:00 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:59 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:58 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:57 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:56 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:55 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:54 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:53 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:52 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:51 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:50 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:49 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:48 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:47 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:46 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:45 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:44 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:43 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:42 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:41 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:40 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:39 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:38 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:37 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:36 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:35 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:34 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:33 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:32 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:31 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:30 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:29 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:28 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:27 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:26 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:25 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:24 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:23 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:22 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:21 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:20 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:19 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:18 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:17 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:16 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:15 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:14 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:13 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:12 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:11 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:10 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:09 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:08 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:07 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:06 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:05 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:04 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:03 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:02 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:01 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:00 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:59 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:58 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:57 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:56 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:55 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:54 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:53 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:52 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:51 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:50 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:49 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:48 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:47 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:46 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:45 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:44 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:43 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:42 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:41 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:40 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:39 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:38 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:37 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:36 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:35 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:34 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:33 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:32 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:31 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:30 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:29 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:28 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:28 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:26 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:25 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:24 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:23 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:22 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:21 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:20 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:19 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:18 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:17 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:16 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:14 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:12 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:09 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:07 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:06 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:05 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:04 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:03 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:02 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:01 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:00 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:59 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:58 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:57 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:56 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:55 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:54 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:53 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:52 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:51 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:50 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:49 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:48 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:47 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:46 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:45 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:44 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:43 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:42 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:41 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:40 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:39 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:38 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:37 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:36 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:35 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:34 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:33 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:32 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:31 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:29 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:25 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:21 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:19 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:17 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:15 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:13 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:12 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:11 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:10 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:07 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:06 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:05 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:04 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:03 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:02 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:01 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:00 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:59 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:58 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:57 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:56 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:55 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:54 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:53 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:52 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:51 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:50 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:49 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:48 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:47 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:46 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:45 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:44 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:43 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:42 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:41 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:40 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:39 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:38 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:37 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:36 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:35 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:34 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:33 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:32 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:29 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:26 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:25 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:24 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:22 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:20 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:19 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:17 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:16 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:15 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:14 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:11 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:08 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:07 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:06 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:02 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:59 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:58 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:57 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:51 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:49 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:43 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:41 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:40 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:39 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:38 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:37 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:36 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:35 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:34 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:30 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:29 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:28 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:27 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:26 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:25 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:24 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:23 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:22 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:21 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:20 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:19 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:18 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:17 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:16 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:15 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:14 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:13 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:12 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:11 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:10 Caption #984

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:09 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:08 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:07 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:06 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:05 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:04 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:03 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:02 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:01 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:00 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:58 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:57 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:56 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:55 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:54 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:53 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:52 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:50 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:49 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:48 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:46 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:45 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:40 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:39 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:37 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:34 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:30 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:28 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:26 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:25 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:23 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:22 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:21 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:20 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:19 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:18 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:17 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:16 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:15 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:13 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:11 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:10 Caption #260

Board

[Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)

There are 43 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....

<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.

<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...

<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?

<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly

<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.

<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all

<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?

<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!

<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!

<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-

<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku

<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits

<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept

<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full

<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.

<mrs. mort> :)

<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us

<mrs. mort>
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act

<Jmofwiw>
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?

<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?

<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails

<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back

<mrs. mort>
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.

<mrs. mort>
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face

<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity

<mrs. mort>
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real

<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us

<mrs. mort>
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives

<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self

<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort>
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey

<mrs. mort>
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here

<Lauren to mrs mort>
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you

<ajiav> that was fun to watch.

<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!

<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock

<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded

<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.

<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post