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Most Emailed Photos - 08/11/2003 by Mort
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Boy, when I get this hot

I find nothing more refreshing than removing all my clothes

and blowing a cool breeze over all my hot areas!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I actually like this one for a change, it's semi autobiographical. It's way too hot everywhere in the world right now. Someone needs to go turn the sun down, I am sure during winter some guy felt too cold and totally yanked the solar thermostat way high. They are probably very embarrassed right now, but they should get over it and go turn it back down.

I noticed a few captions in Spanish today, which is very cool. I am going to add an auto translator so that everyone can at least read the captions in a common babelesque tongue.

There are 5 messages for this day.
<Mort> You might notice the top menu bar now...
I added a bad auto translator (the best kind), just so your captions can be wonderfully mistranslated all around the world.

Also I added a daily fortune/tatot card, to help you work out how to traverse the challenges of your day.

Let me know what you think or if you find any bugs.

<Luminaire> I don't know what you're talking about -- it's freezing over here.
<stan41> a really cool idea. keep it coming!
<Boogers> MS Paint Pr0n
<Boogers> ...www.iveseenbigger.com...


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