Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ~~ARTIC CANDY~~ BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

~~HOORAY!! NOW~~ I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:46 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:45 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:41 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:40 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:39 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:38 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:35 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:22 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:20 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:19 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:18 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:17 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:12 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:11 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:10 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:09 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:08 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:07 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:03 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:02 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:58 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:55 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:49 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:45 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:44 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:43 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:42 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:39 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:35 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:33 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:32 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:31 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:30 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:18 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:17 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:16 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:15 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:14 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:06 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:05 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:04 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:03 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:02 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:01 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:00 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:59 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:58 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:55 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:54 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:53 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:52 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:51 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:50 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:47 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:45 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:44 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:39 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:35 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:27 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:23 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:22 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:21 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:20 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:19 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:18 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:17 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:16 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:15 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:13 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:12 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:11 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:10 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:08 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:07 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:06 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:05 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:04 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:03 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:02 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:01 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:00 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:58 Caption #-71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:52 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:48 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:42 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:40 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:39 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:28 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:25 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:20 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:18 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:15 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:12 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:09 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:04 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:57 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:44 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:43 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:42 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:41 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:32 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:22 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:12 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:11 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:10 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:09 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:08 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:07 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:06 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:03 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:02 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:01 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:58 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:54 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:53 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:52 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:48 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:46 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:41 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:37 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:36 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:35 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:33 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:29 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:26 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:24 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:23 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:21 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:19 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:16 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:15 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:12 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:11 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:07 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:06 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:05 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:03 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:01 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:58 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:56 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:55 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:54 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:53 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:52 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:51 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:50 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:49 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:47 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:46 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:45 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:44 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:42 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:41 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:39 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:36 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:33 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:32 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:31 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:30 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:29 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:21 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:16 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:15 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:13 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:09 Caption #-68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:02 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:57 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:55 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:54 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:53 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:52 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:51 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:50 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:46 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:45 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:41 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:40 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:39 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:38 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:36 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:30 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:29 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:28 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:27 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:17 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:16 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:15 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:14 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:13 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:12 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:10 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:09 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:04 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:02 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:56 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:55 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:54 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:53 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:51 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:48 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:47 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:46 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:45 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:44 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:43 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:42 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:35 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:34 Caption #-61

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:33 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:29 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:27 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:25 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:24 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:23 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:22 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:21 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:20 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:19 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:18 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:11 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:10 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:09 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:08 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:05 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:02 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:00 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:59 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:54 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:53 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:52 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:49 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:41 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:40 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:37 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:36 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:35 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:34 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:33 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:32 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:31 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:30 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:29 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:28 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:27 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:26 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:25 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:24 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:23 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:22 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:20 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:16 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:15 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:14 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:13 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:11 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:08 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:05 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:04 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:03 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:02 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:00 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:58 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:55 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:50 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:48 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:46 Caption #632

Board

[Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN

There are 13 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)

<Mort> Yes I just ~~stole~~ added the code.

<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.

<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?

<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.

<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?

<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky's� will Cure and Hold"

<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.

<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...

<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.

<spam> ~~omgwtf~~

<spam> haha i just wanted to try

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post