[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 334 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:00Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:59Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:58Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:55Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:53Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:51Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:50Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:49Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:47Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:46Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:45Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:44Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:42Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:41Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:40Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:39Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:35Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:33Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:32Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:31Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:30Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:27Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:22Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:19Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:18Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:15Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:13Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:11Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:06Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:04Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:03Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:02Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:51Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:47Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:46Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:45Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:43Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:39Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:38Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:37Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:35Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:31Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:30Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:27Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:25Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:23Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:19Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:17Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:16Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:07Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:03Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:59Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:56Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:49Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:48Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:46Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:42Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:40Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:32Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:28Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:24Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:21Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:20Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:17Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:16Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:12Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:08Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:06Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:04Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:02Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:01Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:00Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:57Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:56Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:55Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:50Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:46Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:45Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:41Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:39Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:38Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:37Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:36Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:34Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:33Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:31Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:30Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:28Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:26Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:25Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:20Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:17Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:16Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:15Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:14Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:13Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:11Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:09Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:06Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:03Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:02Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:58Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:57Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:56Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:55Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:54Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:53Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:48Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:45Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:41Caption #994
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:38Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:37Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:36Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:33Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:32Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:31Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:30Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:26Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:25Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:22Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:21Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:14Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:13Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:09Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:06Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:05Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:04Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:02Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:01Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:57Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:50Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:48Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:44Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:42Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:36Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:35Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:34Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:33Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:31Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:28Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:27Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:26Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:19Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:17Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:13Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:09Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:08Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:07Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:05Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:03Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:00Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:59Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:58Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:57Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:53Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:49Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:47Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:46Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:42Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:41Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:40Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:38Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:37Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:36Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:35Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:31Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:30Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:23Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:22Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:21Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:19Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:18Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:17Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:15Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:12Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:10Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:08Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:06Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:03Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:02Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:01Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:57Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:56Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:55Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:54Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:51Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:50Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:47Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:46Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:45Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:44Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:43Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:41Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:37Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:36Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:34Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:33Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:31Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:28Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:24Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:23Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:20Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:17Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:16Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:11Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:09Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:05Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:03Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:02Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:56Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:55Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:54Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:53Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:51Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:47Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:46Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:45Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:41Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:37Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:33Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:32Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:31Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:30Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:27Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:26Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:25Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:22Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:21Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:19Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:12Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:11Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:09Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:03Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:02Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:00Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:56Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:55Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:54Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:52Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:51Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:47Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:44Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:43Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:40Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:39Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:37Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:37Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:35Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:33Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:30Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:29Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:28Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:26Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:24Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:19Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:17Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:16Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:15Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:14Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:12Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:09Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #172

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post