[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 376 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:34Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:33Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:32Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:29Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:28Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:21Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:18Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:14Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:12Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:10Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:06Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:05Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:04Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:03Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:54Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:52Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:46Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:45Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:39Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:38Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:38Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:30Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:22Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:21Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:19Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:18Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:17Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:16Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:13Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:12Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:11Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:07Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:06Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:05Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:02Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:01Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:00Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:58Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:57Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:54Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:53Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:49Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:48Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:46Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:43Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:42Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:41Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:39Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:38Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:35Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:34Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:33Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:32Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:31Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:29Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:26Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:25Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:24Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:19Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:17Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:15Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:12Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:11Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:07Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:06Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:04Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:02Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:01Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:59Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:57Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:56Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:55Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:54Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:51Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:50Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:48Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:47Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:43Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:40Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:38Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:36Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:35Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:34Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:33Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:32Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:30Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:27Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:25Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:23Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:21Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:14Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:09Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:08Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:00Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:59Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:58Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:55Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:47Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:39Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:36Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:22Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:21Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:14Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:12Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:10Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:06Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:57Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:56Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:46Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:42Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:32Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:30Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:26Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:25Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:21Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:18Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:17Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:15Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:13Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:09Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:06Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:01Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:58Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:57Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:55Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:53Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:50Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:46Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:42Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:38Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:37Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:36Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:32Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:31Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:30Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:26Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:23Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:21Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:19Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:15Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:10Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:08Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:07Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:06Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:05Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:03Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:02Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:52Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:48Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:45Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:42Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:38Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:36Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:34Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:33Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:30Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:27Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:26Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:22Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:18Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:14Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:11Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:08Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:07Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:06Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:05Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:04Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:03Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:02Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:00Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:58Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:57Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:56Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:54Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:51Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:50Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:49Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:48Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:47Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:46Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:45Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:44Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:43Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:42Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:41Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:40Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:39Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:38Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:35Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:33Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:30Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:25Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:22Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:21Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:18Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:14Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:11Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:10Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:09Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:07Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:06Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:05Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:04Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:03Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:00Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:59Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:58Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:57Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:56Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:53Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:52Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:50Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:49Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:48Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:47Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:46Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:45Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:44Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:43Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:42Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:41Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:40Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:39Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:38Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:37Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:36Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:35Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:34Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:33Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:32Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:30Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:29Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:28Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:27Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:26Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:24Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:22Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:21Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:19Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:18Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:16Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:15Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:13Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:12Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:10Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:09Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:08Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:07Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:05Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:04Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:02Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:01Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:00Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:59Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:58Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:57Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:56Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:55Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:52Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:51Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:49Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:48Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:46Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:45Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:42Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:40Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:39Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:37Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:36Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:35Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:34Caption #810

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post