[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 425 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:51Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:48Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:47Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:46Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:45Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:43Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:42Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:41Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:39Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:38Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:37Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:36Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:34Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:33Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:31Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:30Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:29Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:28Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:27Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:26Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:25Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:23Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:20Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:19Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:18Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:17Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:15Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:14Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:13Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:10Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:09Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:08Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:06Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:05Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:04Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:03Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:01Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:59Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:58Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:57Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:55Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:54Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:53Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:52Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:50Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:45Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:43Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:42Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:41Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:40Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:39Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:35Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:34Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:33Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:32Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:30Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:29Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:28Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:26Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:25Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:24Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:23Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:22Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:21Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:19Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:17Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:15Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:14Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:13Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:12Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:10Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:09Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:08Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:07Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:06Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:05Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:04Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:03Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:02Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:01Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:00Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:59Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:58Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:55Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:53Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:52Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:49Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:47Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:46Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:41Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:40Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:38Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:37Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:36Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:35Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:33Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:32Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:31Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:30Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:26Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:25Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:24Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:23Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:22Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:21Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:20Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:18Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:17Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:16Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:15Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:13Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:12Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:11Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:11Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:10Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:07Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:06Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:04Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:03Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:01Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:00Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:59Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:58Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:57Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:56Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:54Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:53Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:52Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:49Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:45Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:44Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:39Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:38Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:37Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:36Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:34Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:33Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:31Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:29Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:25Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:24Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:23Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:19Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:18Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:10Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:09Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:08Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:07Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:06Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:05Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:03Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:02Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:00Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:59Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:56Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:53Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:51Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:48Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:46Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:45Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:44Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:43Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:42Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:41Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:40Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:38Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:37Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:35Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:33Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:25Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:24Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:23Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:21Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:19Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:18Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:14Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:09Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:07Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:05Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:01Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:00Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:59Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:58Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:57Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:56Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:52Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:50Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:49Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:47Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:45Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:44Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:42Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:35Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:30Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:28Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:27Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:20Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:19Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:18Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:14Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:13Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:09Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:07Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:03Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:02Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:00Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:59Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:57Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:54Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:52Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:51Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:50Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:47Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:46Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:44Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:43Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:41Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:39Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:35Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:34Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:33Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:32Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:31Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:30Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:29Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:28Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:26Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:25Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:24Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:22Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:20Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:19Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:18Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:17Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:16Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:15Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:14Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:13Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:12Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:09Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:08Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:07Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:06Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:05Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:04Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:03Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:01Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:00Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:56Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:55Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:53Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:50Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:47Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:46Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:42Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:41Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:39Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:38Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:35Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:34Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:28Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:27Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:21Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:18Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:15Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:13Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:12Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:11Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:09Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:07Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:05Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:00Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:59Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:58Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:56Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:54Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:50Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:49Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:47Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:46Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:45Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:44Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:40Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:39Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:36Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:35Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:33Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:32Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:31Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:29Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:28Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:26Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:21Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:19Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:18Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:17Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:15Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:10Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:06Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:05Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:02Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:01Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:53Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:50Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:48Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:46Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:42Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:41Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:40Caption #
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:39Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:36Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:32Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:31Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:30Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:29Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:26Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:20Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:10Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:09Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:07Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:06Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:05Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:01Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:00Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:59Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:57Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:56Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:54Caption #689

Board [Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.
<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."
<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...
<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.
<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?
<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.
<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.
<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?
<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?
<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.
<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!
<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.
<yoyology> I always liked the rope.
<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.
<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......
<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.
<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.
<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post