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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/23/2003 by mypalmike
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I'm Snugsby the Camel, and I'm here to tell you about mummies. These mummified dog corspes were found in ancient Egypt.

They were buried in the pyramid behind me, in the city of Giza.

The ancient practice of mummification continues even today.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Santa for the day is:

mypalmike



Santa's little elven helpers are: Morgus and ElvisThePelvis

Ruldolf was played by: guyPaulo


There are 17 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Just who are those people in the third panel? Zza Zza Gabor and Uncle Ben? The photo is nowhere in the top on yahoo.
<ElvisThePelvis> Happy Holidays :)
<Loftwyr> Entertainer RuPaul and Tammy Faye Baker enjoy ice cream cones at Cows in Park City, Utah, Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2000, during an ice cream social at the Sundance Film Festival

It's in the entertainment section a few pages back...

<mypalmike> Reuters misspelled Claus in the description of the camel. Doesn't anyone care about spelling anymore?
<3Suns> Oh, man. that picture of the reindeer bowling over the dressed-up reporter woulda been great in the 3rd slot... oh well.
<pascal> joyeux noël
<Lauren> Actually, mike, they spelled clause correctly.... they just used the wrong one. Apparently they use the Quayle's Potatoe version of spellcheck.
<Mort> Jeeze you people are never satisfied, you begged for RuPaul and Tammy Faye for guest day a few days ago. Now that you have them, you don't want them again.
You are like spoilt kids with toys.
<Lauren> Who complained, Mort? I need to bitch slap someone today ...
<3Suns> nobody's complaining... I just thought the charging reindeer would have been funny.

However, let the record show that I never asked for RuPaul and whoever. Attributing an individual's opinions to a group is a symptom of autism... have you seen a psychiatrist Mort?

<Lauren> LOL@3Suns. Mort and Mrs. Mort need no treatment at all. They are perfectly fine. Really.

<Lauren> Had a cytologist friend from U of PA call the vet's cytology lab and found out that they may have misread my dog's sample. They are sending the specimen to Penn's lab, where it will be re-read on Friday. Please keep your fingers crossed.
<Mort> Will do Lauren.
<Colleen Mc.> Everyone, have a safe and wonderful holiday season!!!
<guyPaulo> One lucky monkey will get an early Christmas present today when mort announces the guest day winner.
<Mort> There you go...
<guyPaulo> I always wanted to play Rudolph...


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