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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/29/2003

by Zathras

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Wizard of Oz 2k3 will be a complete re-imagining of the original, bringing it up to the uncompromising standards of todays hip audiences.

Just wait till you see what we have lined up instead of the "Horse of a different color"

and Dorothy is definitely not from Kansas anymore!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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The winner is

Zathras

The alternative captions ranged from kind of good to pretty good, no one caption really stood out today. Zathras's caption got the most response which tipped the balance in his direction, hopefully next week we will have better images to write captions for.

There are 6 messages for this day.

<Mort> Just one animal picture this time, but at least you have Britney to play with.

There was a photo of a pimp I was hoping would come into the top three and replace the bear, but it was not to be.

I guess the Pimp didn't want to be Britney slapped.

<Blue> You broke your own formating rules Mort
The rainbow makes everyone think of Noah, the purple bear implies mutation and britney just makes tissues scarce in my house.

<Mort> I also just noticed I said it was German week day 3 in the blob, so much for copy and paste... Bah!

<Bob Corr> And on the thirty ninth day, God shone down his Super Collossal Hyper Love Ray (TM) on the mutant panda's third rib and made Himself a nice snack for after tea.

<Fwee> Bob Corr - You are meant to add that as an alternative caption

<craigory the Krugg> The rain had just passed and the day began as per usual. I was still in jail, still in bad taste... and I stil have *no* realistic chance to sleep with this woman.

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