[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:36Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:35Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:34Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:33Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:32Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:31Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:30Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:29Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:28Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:24Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:18Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:17Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:13Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:10Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:09Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:05Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:04Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:02Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:01Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:58Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:57Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:56Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:53Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:52Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:52Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:50Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:49Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:48Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:46Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:46Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:43Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:42Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:41Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:40Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:37Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:34Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:33Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:32Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:30Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:29Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:25Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:22Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:17Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:16Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:15Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:14Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:12Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:09Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:08Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:05Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:02Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:01Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:00Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:59Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:58Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:56Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:55Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:53Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:51Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:49Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:45Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:41Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:40Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:34Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:33Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:29Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:25Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:24Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:22Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:21Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:17Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:14Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:09Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:06Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:05Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:04Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:01Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:00Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:59Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:58Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:57Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:56Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:54Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:50Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:49Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:48Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:45Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:44Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:43Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:41Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:40Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:39Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:37Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:35Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:34Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:33Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:31Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:29Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:27Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:25Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:24Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:23Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:20Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:19Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:18Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:17Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:16Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:15Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:13Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:09Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:06Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:05Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:04Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:57Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:56Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:53Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:49Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:46Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:41Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:37Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:34Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:33Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:32Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:29Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:28Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:25Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:21Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:14Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:13Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:09Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:08Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:07Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:05Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:01Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:58Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:57Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:53Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:50Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:48Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:46Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:45Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:44Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:41Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:40Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:37Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:34Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:33Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:31Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:29Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:24Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:23Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:21Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:17Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:13Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:09Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:07Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:04Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:01Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:56Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:53Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:45Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:44Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:42Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:40Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:37Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:35Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:31Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:30Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:25Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:21Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:19Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:17Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:14Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:13Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:11Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:10Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:08Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:07Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:05Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:01Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:54Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:53Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:49Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:45Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:42Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:37Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:31Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:29Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:27Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:25Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:24Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:23Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:21Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:19Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:17Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:16Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:13Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:10Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:09Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:05Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:01Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:00Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:57Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:55Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:54Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:53Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:49Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:47Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:46Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:45Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:44Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:40Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:37Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:35Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:34Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:33Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:32Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:31Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:30Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:29Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:26Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:22Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:19Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:17Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:14Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:13Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:11Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:09Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:07Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:05Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:01Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:00Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:58Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:57Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:53Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:52Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:51Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:50Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:49Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:45Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:44Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:41Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:40Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:37Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:36Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:33Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:31Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:29Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:27Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:25Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:24Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:21Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:17Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:16Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:15Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:13Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:12Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:09Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:08Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:05Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:03Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:01Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:00Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:58Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:57Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:56Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:55Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:54Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:53Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:52Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:49Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:47Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:46Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:41Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:40Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:39Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:38Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:37Caption #375

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post