[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 258 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:40Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:38Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:31Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:25Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:24Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:23Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:20Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:10Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:08Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:07Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:06Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:05Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:04Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:03Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:40Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:23Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:22Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:21Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:13Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:10Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:09Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:08Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:07Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:59Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:45Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:40Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:39Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:38Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:29Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:28Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:25Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:20Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:18Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:17Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:15Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:13Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:12Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:56Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:50Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:47Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:37Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:36Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:35Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:34Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:26Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:23Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:22Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:21Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:20Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:16Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:09Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:06Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:01Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:59Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:58Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:57Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:53Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:52Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:47Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:46Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:40Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:31Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:30Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:29Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:25Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:24Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:21Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:19Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:16Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:13Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:12Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:11Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:10Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:08Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:06Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:04Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:03Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:01Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:00Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:59Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:58Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:56Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:50Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:49Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:40Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:39Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:37Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:36Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:35Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:34Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:33Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:32Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:30Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:25Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:24Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:23Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:22Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:21Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:20Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:18Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:04Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:59Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:56Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:55Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:48Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:47Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:45Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:38Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:36Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:31Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:29Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:28Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:14Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:09Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:08Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:07Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:05Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:02Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:01Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:00Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:59Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:57Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:52Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:49Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:42Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:40Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:39Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:31Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:21Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:17Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:16Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:15Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:14Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:13Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:11Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:10Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:06Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:04Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:01Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:00Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:58Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:57Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:56Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:54Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:51Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:50Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:49Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:48Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:46Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:45Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:44Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:43Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:42Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:41Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:39Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:38Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:25Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:24Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:23Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:22Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:20Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:19Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:06Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:05Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:03Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:01Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:24:00Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:59Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:58Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:57Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:56Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:54Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:51Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:49Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:47Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:42Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:41Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:38Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:35Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:31Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:30Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:29Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:28Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:24Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:22Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:15Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:14Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:13Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:12Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:11Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:23:09Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:59Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:57Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:56Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:55Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:43Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:42Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:41Caption #441

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post