[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 324 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:28Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:27Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:25Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:24Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:23Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:21Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:20Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:18Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:17Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:16Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:15Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:12Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:05Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:03Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:02Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:01Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:56Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:54Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:52Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:51Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:49Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:48Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:46Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:44Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:43Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:42Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:41Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:32Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:31Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:30Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:29Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:25Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:23Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:20Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:16Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:15Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:13Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:10Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:09Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:08Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:07Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:06Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:01Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:56Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:55Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:49Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:47Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:38Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:37Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:34Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:33Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:27Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:26Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:25Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:24Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:23Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:20Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:19Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:17Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:13Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:10Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:08Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:59Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:57Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:55Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:54Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:50Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:48Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:45Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:43Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:35Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:27Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:26Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:21Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:20Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:17Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:12Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:11Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:10Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:06Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:00Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:59Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:51Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:50Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:49Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:48Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:46Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:37Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:35Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:33Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:25Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:24Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:19Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:18Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:15Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:12Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:04Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:02Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:00Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:58Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:53Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:50Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:47Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:43Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:41Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:38Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:35Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:34Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:33Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:29Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:24Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:21Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:20Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:17Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:15Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:09Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:07Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:05Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:04Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:56Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:52Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:51Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:44Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:43Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:41Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:40Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:38Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:26Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:22Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:21Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:19Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:18Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:08Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:07Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:02Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:59Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:49Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:48Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:47Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:46Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:40Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:37Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:35Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:34Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:33Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:28Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:26Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:20Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:15Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:11Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:07Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:06Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:05Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:04Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:01Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:59Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:57Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:54Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:52Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:47Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:41Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:40Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:39Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:38Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:37Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:36Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:35Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:34Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:32Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:31Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:29Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:21Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:19Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:16Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:15Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:14Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:08Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:05Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:00Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:58Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:57Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:55Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:54Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:50Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:46Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:45Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:44Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:40Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:39Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:35Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:34Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:28Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:27Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:25Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:24Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:22Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:21Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:18Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:12Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:05Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:00Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:57Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:55Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:49Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:37Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:34Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:28Caption #795

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post