[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 205 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:12Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:11Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:08Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:07Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:06Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:04Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:03Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:02Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:00Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:59Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:58Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:56Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:53Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:52Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:51Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:50Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:44Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:40Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:39Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:37Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:36Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:35Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:34Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:33Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:32Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:30Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:29Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:28Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:27Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:26Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:25Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:23Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:21Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:20Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:18Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:17Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:16Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:15Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:12Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:11Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:10Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:08Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:05Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:02Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:59Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:55Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:54Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:53Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:51Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:47Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:46Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:43Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:40Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:36Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:34Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:28Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:27Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:25Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:24Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:23Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:22Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:19Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:18Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:17Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:16Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:14Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:13Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:12Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:09Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:06Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:05Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:00Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:59Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:58Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:56Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:53Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:51Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:50Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:49Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:48Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:45Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:42Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:39Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:37Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:36Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:35Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:33Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:32Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:31Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:28Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:27Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:25Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:23Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:21Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:20Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:19Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:18Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:17Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:16Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:15Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:14Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:12Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:10Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:08Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:07Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:06Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:04Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:03Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:01Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:59Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:58Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:55Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:51Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:49Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:48Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:47Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:46Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:45Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:44Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:42Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:40Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:39Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:38Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:36Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:35Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:33Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:32Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:31Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:30Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:29Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:28Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:27Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:26Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:24Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:22Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:21Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:18Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:17Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:15Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:13Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:09Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:06Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:03Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:02Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:01Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:59Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:56Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:55Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:53Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:48Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:47Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:46Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:44Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:43Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:42Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:40Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:38Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:37Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:36Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:33Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:32Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:30Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:29Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:28Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:25Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:24Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:23Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:22Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:21Caption #86

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post