The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 8 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:46	Caption #-28
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:45	Caption #946
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:44	Caption #512
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:43	Caption #534
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:42	Caption #844
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:41	Caption #406
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:40	Caption #27
Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:00:39	Caption #611

I actually like this one for a change, it's semi autobiographical. It's way too hot everywhere in the world right now. Someone needs to go turn the sun down, I am sure during winter some guy felt too cold and totally yanked the solar thermostat way high. They are probably very embarrassed right now, but they should get over it and go turn it back down.

I noticed a few captions in Spanish today, which is very cool. I am going to add an auto translator so that everyone can at least read the captions in a common babelesque tongue.

Let me know what you think or if you find any bugs.

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