[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:19Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:18Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:17Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:16Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:15Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:14Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:13Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:11Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:10Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:09Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:01Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:54Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:49Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:47Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:41Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:40Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:39Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:37Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:36Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:35Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:33Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:22Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:16Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:15Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:14Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:13Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:12Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:11Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:09Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:08Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:07Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:04Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:03Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:02Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:00Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:57Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:55Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:54Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:52Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:51Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:50Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:49Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:48Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:47Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:46Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:44Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:36Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:34Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:32Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:31Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:27Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:26Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:25Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:24Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:23Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:22Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:21Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:16Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:14Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:13Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:12Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:11Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:09Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:08Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:03Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:02Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:01Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:00Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:58Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:50Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:44Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:40Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:36Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:35Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:31Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:30Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:28Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:25Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:24Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:22Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:21Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:20Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:19Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:17Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:16Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:15Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:14Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:13Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:12Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:11Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:10Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:04Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:48:01Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:57Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:52Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:51Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:50Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:49Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:48Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:46Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:45Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:44Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:43Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:42Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:40Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:37Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:36Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:34Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:33Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:32Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:27Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:26Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:25Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:24Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:23Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:22Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:21Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:17Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:16Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:15Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:14Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:13Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:11Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:08Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:06Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:05Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:02Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:01Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:00Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:59Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:56Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:55Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:52Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:50Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:49Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:47Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:46Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:45Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:42Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:41Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:38Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:37Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:33Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:32Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:31Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:30Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:25Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:20Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:17Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:16Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:15Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:10Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:06Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:05Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:01Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:00Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:59Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:58Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:57Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:54Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:53Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:52Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:51Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:50Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:44Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:39Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:37Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:35Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:34Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:32Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:30Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:28Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:25Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:24Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:21Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:19Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:18Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:17Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:16Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:15Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:14Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:12Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:11Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:10Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:07Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:04Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:02Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:01Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:00Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:59Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:58Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:57Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:56Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:54Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:53Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:52Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:50Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:49Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:48Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:47Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:46Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:45Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:44Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:43Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:41Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:40Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:38Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:35Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:34Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:33Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:32Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:31Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:29Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:28Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:27Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:26Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:25Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:24Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:23Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:22Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:21Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:20Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:18Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:17Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:16Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:15Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:13Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:12Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:10Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:09Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:08Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:07Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:06Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:05Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:04Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:03Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:01Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:00Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:58Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:57Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:54Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:53Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:35Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:32Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:30Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:28Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:25Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:20Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:10Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:05Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:02Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:00Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:59Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:58Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:57Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:56Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:55Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:54Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:52Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:50Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:49Caption #626

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post