[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 187 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:38Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:37Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:36Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:35Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:33Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:32Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:30Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:29Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:28Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:27Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:26Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:24Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:23Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:22Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:21Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:20Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:18Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:17Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:15Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:14Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:12Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:11Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:10Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:09Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:08Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:07Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:06Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:05Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:03Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:02Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:01Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:59Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:58Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:57Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:56Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:55Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:54Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:53Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:52Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:50Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:49Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:48Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:47Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:46Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:45Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:44Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:43Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:42Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:41Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:40Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:39Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:37Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:36Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:35Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:33Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:32Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:31Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:30Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:29Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:28Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:27Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:26Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:24Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:23Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:22Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:21Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:20Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:19Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:16Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:15Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:13Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:11Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:10Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:09Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:08Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:07Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:06Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:05Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:04Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:03Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:02Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:01Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:59Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:58Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:57Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:55Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:54Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:53Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:52Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:51Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:50Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:49Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:48Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:47Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:46Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:45Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:42Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:41Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:40Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:39Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:38Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:37Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:36Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:35Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:34Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:32Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:31Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:30Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:29Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:28Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:27Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:26Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:25Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:24Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:23Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:20Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:19Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:18Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:17Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:16Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:15Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:14Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:14Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:12Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:09Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:08Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:05Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:04Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:03Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:02Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:01Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:00Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:59Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:58Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:57Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:55Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:54Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:52Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:50Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:49Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:48Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:46Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:45Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:44Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:43Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:42Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:41Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:39Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:38Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:37Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:36Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:35Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:33Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:33Caption #722

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post