[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 383 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:15Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:14Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:13Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:12Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:11Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:10Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:05Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:04Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:02Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:00Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:59Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:58Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:56Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:55Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:54Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:51Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:48Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:44Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:39Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:37Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:36Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:35Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:33Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:31Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:29Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:28Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:27Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:23Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:22Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:20Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:17Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:16Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:15Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:11Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:10Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:00Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:58Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:57Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:54Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:51Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:48Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:44Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:42Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:39Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:38Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:37Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:36Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:32Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:31Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:30Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:29Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:28Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:27Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:26Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:25Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:21Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:19Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:16Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:15Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:13Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:12Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:11Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:10Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:05Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:04Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:03Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:01Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:59Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:57Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:56Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:55Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:54Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:53Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:52Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:51Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:50Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:48Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:47Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:45Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:44Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:38Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:35Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:34Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:32Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:30Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:28Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:27Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:26Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:24Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:23Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:20Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:19Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:18Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:17Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:16Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:15Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:12Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:11Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:08Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:04Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:02Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:01Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:59Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:58Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:56Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:55Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:52Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:49Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:48Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:45Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:41Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:39Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:38Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:37Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:34Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:33Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:32Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:31Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:30Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:26Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:25Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:24Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:22Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:21Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:20Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:17Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:16Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:12Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:11Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:07Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:04Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:03Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:02Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:59Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:57Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:56Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:54Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:53Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:52Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:51Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:48Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:44Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:41Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:39Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:34Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:33Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:32Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:31Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:29Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:27Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:26Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:25Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:23Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:22Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:18Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:17Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:15Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:13Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:08Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:02Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:01Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:00Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:59Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:56Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:55Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:53Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:52Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:49Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:47Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:44Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:40Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:39Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:38Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:37Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:36Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:29Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:28Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:27Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:25Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:23Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:21Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:20Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:19Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:16Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:15Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:13Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:02Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:01Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:58Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:55Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:51Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:49Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:48Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:47Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:46Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:44Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:43Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:40Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:38Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:36Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:33Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:32Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:27Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:25Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:23Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:21Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:20Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:17Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:13Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:09Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:05Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:02Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:01Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:00Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:58Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:54Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:53Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:52Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:51Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:50Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:47Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:46Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:45Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:44Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:42Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:39Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:37Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:33Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:32Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:31Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:27Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:26Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:25Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:24Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:22Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:20Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:18Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:17Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:16Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:14Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:13Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:08Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:05Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:04Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:59Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:53Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:49Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:47Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:45Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:38Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:36Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:34Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:31Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:26Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:23Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:19Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:18Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:17Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:13Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:12Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:08Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:07Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:04Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:04Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:01Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:00Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:58Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:53Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:49Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:48Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:45Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:44Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:41Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:40Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:39Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:38Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:36Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:34Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:30Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:29Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:26Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:19Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:17Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:15Caption #81

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post