[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 398 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:09Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:08Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:04Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:03Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:02Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:00Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:59Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:55Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:52Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:45Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:43Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:42Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:39Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:36Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:32Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:31Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:28Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:26Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:22Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:21Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:20Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:19Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:18Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:16Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:15Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:11Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:10Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:08Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:06Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:05Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:03Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:01Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:57Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:55Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:54Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:51Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:49Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:47Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:44Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:43Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:39Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:35Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:34Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:31Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:30Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:29Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:28Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:27Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:26Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:25Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:24Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:23Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:22Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:21Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:20Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:17Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:16Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:14Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:11Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:10Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:09Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:07Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:04Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:03Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:02Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:59Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:55Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:53Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:51Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:48Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:47Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:46Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:45Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:43Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:39Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:38Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:36Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:35Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:34Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:32Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:30Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:27Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:23Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:20Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:19Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:18Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:14Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:13Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:11Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:07Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:04Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:02Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:58Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:57Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:56Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:52Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:51Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:50Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:49Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:48Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:43Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:42Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:41Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:40Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:39Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:37Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:35Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:34Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:32Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:30Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:28Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:26Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:24Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:16Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:14Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:11Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:10Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:09Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:07Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:01Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:59Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:58Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:55Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:54Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:50Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:47Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:46Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:43Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:42Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:39Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:37Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:36Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:35Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:33Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:32Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:31Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:30Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:28Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:27Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:25Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:23Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:21Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:19Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:15Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:12Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:11Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:07Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:04Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:03Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:59Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:58Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:55Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:54Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:53Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:52Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:51Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:50Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:49Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:48Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:46Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:44Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:39Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:38Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:35Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:34Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:30Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:27Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:24Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:23Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:22Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:21Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:19Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:18Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:17Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:15Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:13Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:11Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:09Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:07Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:05Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:03Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:01Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:00Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:59Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:55Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:54Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:47Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:46Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:45Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:44Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:42Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:41Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:40Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:39Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:35Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:32Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:31Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:30Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:27Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:24Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:23Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:22Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:13Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:09Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:07Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:04Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:03Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:01Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:59Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:58Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:55Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:54Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:50Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:49Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:44Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:42Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:40Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:38Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:37Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:35Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:32Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:31Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:29Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:27Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:24Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:22Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:15Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:11Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:09Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:07Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:06Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:05Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:03Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:59Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:57Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:54Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:51Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:50Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:43Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:39Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:33Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:32Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:30Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:29Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:28Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:23Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:22Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:21Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:20Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:19Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:17Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:13Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:12Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:09Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:08Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:07Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:06Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:05Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:04Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:02Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:01Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:00Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:59Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:57Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:55Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:54Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:52Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:51Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:50Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:49Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:47Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:46Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:44Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:43Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:42Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:41Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:40Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:38Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:37Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:36Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:31Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:29Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:28Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:27Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:26Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:25Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:24Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:23Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:22Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:21Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:19Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:18Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:15Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:14Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:13Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:11Caption #353

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post