[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 201 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:20Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:19Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:17Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:16Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:15Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:13Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:12Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:11Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:10Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:09Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:08Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:07Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:06Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:05Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:04Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:03Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:02Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:01Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:00Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:57Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:55Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:53Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:52Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:51Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:50Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:49Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:47Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:46Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:45Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:44Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:43Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:42Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:41Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:40Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:36Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:35Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:34Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:33Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:32Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:30Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:27Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:25Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:24Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:23Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:22Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:21Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:20Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:18Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:16Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:14Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:13Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:12Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:10Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:09Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:08Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:05Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:04Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:03Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:01Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:00Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:59Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:58Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:57Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:56Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:55Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:54Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:53Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:52Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:51Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:51Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:49Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:48Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:47Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:46Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:45Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:44Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:43Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:42Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:40Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:39Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:35Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:34Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:33Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:32Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:30Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:29Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:28Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:26Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:24Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:23Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:22Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:19Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:17Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:15Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:14Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:10Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:09Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:04Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:03Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:02Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:59Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:56Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:55Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:53Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:52Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:51Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:50Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:49Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:48Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:46Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:44Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:43Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:42Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:39Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:36Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:35Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:34Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:33Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:32Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:31Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:21Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:19Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:18Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:17Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:16Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:12Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:09Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:05Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:04Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:03Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:02Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:01Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:00Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:59Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:58Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:56Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:55Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:54Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:52Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:49Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:48Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:45Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:44Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:43Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:42Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:41Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:38Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:35Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:32Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:31Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:29Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:25Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:23Caption #517

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post