[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 507 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:00Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:57Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:56Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:55Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:54Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:53Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:51Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:49Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:48Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:46Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:45Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:42Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:41Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:35Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:33Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:29Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:27Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:26Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:23Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:20Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:18Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:16Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:12Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:11Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:06Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:05Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:03Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:01Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:59Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:58Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:47Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:44Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:41Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:40Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:39Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:37Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:34Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:30Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:29Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:28Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:27Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:25Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:20Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:18Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:14Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:11Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:07Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:06Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:01Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:59Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:53Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:51Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:50Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:42Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:41Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:40Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:39Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:37Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:36Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:35Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:34Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:33Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:32Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:30Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:28Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:26Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:25Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:21Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:20Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:18Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:16Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:15Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:10Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:06Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:01Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:00Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:57Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:55Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:51Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:50Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:49Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:48Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:47Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:45Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:42Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:41Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:39Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:38Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:34Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:30Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:29Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:28Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:27Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:25Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:23Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:19Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:18Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:17Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:16Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:14Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:12Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:11Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:09Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:08Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:07Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:06Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:05Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:04Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:02Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:01Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:57Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:55Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:54Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:51Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:48Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:46Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:44Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:41Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:38Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:36Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:35Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:34Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:33Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:32Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:31Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:30Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:29Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:28Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:26Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:25Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:24Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:23Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:22Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:21Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:20Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:19Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:18Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:17Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:16Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:15Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:14Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:13Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:12Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:11Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:09Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:08Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:07Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:06Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:05Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:03Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:02Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:01Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:00Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:59Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:58Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:57Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:56Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:55Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:54Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:52Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:50Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:49Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:48Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:45Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:44Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:43Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:42Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:41Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:40Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:39Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:37Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:35Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:33Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:32Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:31Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:30Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:29Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:25Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:24Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:23Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:22Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:21Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:19Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:18Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:15Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:14Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:13Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:11Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:08Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:06Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:05Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:04Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:03Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:02Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:01Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:00Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:57Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:55Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:54Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:53Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:51Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:44Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:42Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:41Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:39Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:38Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:37Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:36Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:35Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:34Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:33Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:31Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:30Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:29Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:27Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:25Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:24Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:23Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:21Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:20Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:18Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:15Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:13Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:12Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:10Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:09Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:07Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:06Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:05Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:02Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:01Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:59Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:58Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:57Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:56Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:55Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:54Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:53Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:52Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:51Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:49Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:48Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:47Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:46Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:44Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:43Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:41Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:38Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:37Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:36Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:35Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:33Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:32Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:31Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:30Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:29Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:28Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:26Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:25Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:24Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:23Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:22Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:21Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:20Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:19Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:18Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:13Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:11Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:09Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:08Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:07Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:06Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:05Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:03Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:01Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:00Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:59Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:58Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:56Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:54Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:53Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:52Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:51Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:50Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:48Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:45Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:44Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:43Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:42Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:40Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:37Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:34Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:33Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:32Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:28Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:27Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:25Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:24Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:21Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:19Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:18Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:17Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:16Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:15Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:12Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:11Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:10Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:09Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:08Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:07Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:05Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:02Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:58Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:57Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:54Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:53Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:51Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:50Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:48Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:46Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:44Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:42Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:41Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:39Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:37Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:36Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:35Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:33Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:32Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:31Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:29Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:27Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:26Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:25Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:24Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:23Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:21Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:20Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:18Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:17Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:16Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:15Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:14Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:13Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:12Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:09Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:06Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:03Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:02Caption #9

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post