[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 438 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:02Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:59Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:58Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:57Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:55Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:53Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:50Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:49Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:46Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:45Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:44Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:43Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:40Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:39Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:38Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:36Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:34Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:28Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:26Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:25Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:24Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:23Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:22Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:18Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:16Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:15Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:14Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:12Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:11Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:10Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:09Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:07Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:06Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:04Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:03Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:02Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:00Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:59Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:58Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:57Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:56Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:55Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:54Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:52Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:51Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:50Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:47Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:46Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:45Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:43Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:42Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:41Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:39Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:38Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:37Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:36Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:35Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:34Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:32Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:30Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:28Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:24Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:23Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:22Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:21Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:19Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:18Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:17Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:14Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:12Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:10Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:09Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:08Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:07Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:06Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:04Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:02Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:00Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:58Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:56Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:55Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:54Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:52Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:49Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:44Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:42Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:40Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:39Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:37Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:36Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:35Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:33Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:32Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:31Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:29Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:28Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:27Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:26Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:25Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:24Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:23Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:22Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:21Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:19Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:18Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:17Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:16Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:14Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:12Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:10Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:08Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:06Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:05Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:03Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:02Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:01Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:59Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:58Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:57Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:55Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:54Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:52Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:51Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:50Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:49Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:47Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:46Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:44Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:43Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:42Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:41Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:37Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:35Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:34Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:33Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:32Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:30Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:29Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:28Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:26Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:25Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:23Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:22Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:21Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:19Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:18Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:17Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:16Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:14Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:12Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:11Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:10Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:06Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:05Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:03Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:01Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:00Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:58Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:56Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:54Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:52Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:50Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:48Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:47Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:46Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:45Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:44Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:43Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:42Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:38Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:36Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:34Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:33Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:31Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:30Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:29Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:28Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:26Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:24Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:23Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:22Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:21Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:19Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:18Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:15Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:14Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:13Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:11Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:10Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:06Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:03Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:01Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:58Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:57Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:53Caption #112
"Caption Monkie11:21:51Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:49Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:47Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:46Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:44Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:40Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:39Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:38Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:37Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:36Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:35Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:33Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:32Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:31Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:29Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:27Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:26Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:25Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:24Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:23Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:22Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:21Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:19Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:18Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:17Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:15Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:14Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:13Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:11Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:10Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:07Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:06Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:04Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:00Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:58Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:56Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:55Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:54Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:53Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:52Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:51Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:50Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:48Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:46Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:45Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:44Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:43Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:42Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:41Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:39Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:38Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:35Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:34Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:29Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:28Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:26Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:25Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:23Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:22Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:21Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:17Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:14Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:12Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:10Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:09Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:08Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:07Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:05Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:04Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:02Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:01Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:00Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:58Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:56Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:55Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:54Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:53Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:52Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:51Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:50Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:48Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:47Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:46Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:44Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:42Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:41Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:39Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:38Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:37Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:35Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:31Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:29Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:28Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:27Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:26Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:25Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:22Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:21Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:20Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:18Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:17Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:15Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:14Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:13Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:12Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:11Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:10Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:09Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:08Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:06Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:05Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:04Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:02Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:01Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:59Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:58Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:57Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:55Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:54Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:52Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:50Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:49Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:48Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:46Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:43Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:42Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:38Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:37Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:36Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:35Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:30Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:26Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:22Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:19Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:15Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:14Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:11Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:10Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:06Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:03Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:02Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:58Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:56Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:53Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:52Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:50Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:49Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:47Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:43Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:41Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:40Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:39Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:37Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:36Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:34Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:32Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:29Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:28Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:26Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:25Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:20Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:18Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:16Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:10Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:09Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:08Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:07Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:06Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:05Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:03Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:02Caption #593

Board [Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.
<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."
<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...
<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.
<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?
<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.
<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.
<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?
<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?
<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.
<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!
<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.
<yoyology> I always liked the rope.
<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.
<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......
<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.
<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.
<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post