[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Seigfried?"

"Ya Roy?"

"Vu ever vunder vhy ve vere born vhite?"

"I heard it vas because of zie hiding int der snowdrifts unt zie pouncing unt killing das victims."

"Now be quiet unt be ready for zie pounce. Here kommen Herr. Bush!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:15Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:12Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:11Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:08Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:06Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:05Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:04Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:03Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:02Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:01Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:00Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:57Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:56Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:55Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:54Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:53Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:52Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:48Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:47Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:46Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:42Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:39Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:33Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:30Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:27Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:22Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:21Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:20Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:19Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:18Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:17Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:16Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:13Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:12Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:09Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:08Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:06Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:03Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:02Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:01Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:00Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:59Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:58Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:57Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:53Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:51Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:50Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:49Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:48Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:47Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:45Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:44Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:43Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:42Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:41Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:40Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:38Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:32Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:31Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:29Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:27Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:26Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:24Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:22Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:21Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:20Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:17Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:09Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:07Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:06Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:05Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:03Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:02Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:01Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:00Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:59Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:58Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:57Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:56Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:54Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:53Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:52Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:50Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:49Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:48Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:46Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:43Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:41Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:40Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:38Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:37Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:30Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:29Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:26Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:25Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:24Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:23Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:22Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:21Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:20Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:19Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:18Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:17Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:16Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:15Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:12Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:09Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:08Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:07Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:06Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:59Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:58Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:48Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:44Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:43Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:42Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:41Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:40Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:39Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:38Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:37Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:36Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:35Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:34Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:33Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:32Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:31Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:29Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:27Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:26Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:25Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:22Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:21Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:17Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:16Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:15Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:04Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:03Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:01Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:00Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:58Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:57Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:55Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:54Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:53Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:49Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:48Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:46Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:44Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:42Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:34Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:33Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:32Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:31Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:30Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:29Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:25Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:23Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:16Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:15Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:14Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:12Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:10Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:09Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:08Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:07Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:06Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:04Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:01Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:00Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:59Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:56Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:49Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:47Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:45Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:42Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:39Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:37Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:36Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:35Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:34Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:33Caption #11

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the lateness. I still don't have internet access at home. Adelphia seems to have brand new 'value' packages -- I get to choose from:

  1. No internet access and $25 extra a month
  2. No internet access and $25 extra a month

Welcome to America, the land of the freedom of choice. (as long as it is black)


There are 19 messages for this day.
<3Suns> what happened to guest tuesday?
<yoyology> It's guest Wednesday, silly.
<3Suns> Ah. I've only been around for about a week and last week's guest day was tuesday.

Are you the same yoyology from memepool, btw? 'cause memepool kicks ass.

<yoyology> I am. Also formerly of linkfilter.net, also webmaster of the moribund yoyology.com, and also Karl on LISNews.com.
And now that I look back, you're right. The last several guest caption days have been Tuesdays. What am I thinking?
<Mort> Well they get posted on Tuesday, but you write the captions on Wednesday.

Just like how the date above is for yesterday and not today.

<Luminaire> Heeheehee. Karl.

Guest caption days are definitely Wednesdays -- this I know because I'm never at work on Wed, and consequently don't ever get to write a guest caption. I think Mort uses the preceding dates, though, because that's when the photos were actually emailed....??

<yoyology> Aha! I get it!
<ElvisThePelvis> My head hurts so bad. Is today Tuesday or Wednesday...or is it some other day that corporations invented for shopping, kind of like valentine's day?
<yoyology> It's Florzday. Named after the ancient Norse goddess of confusion.
<guyPaulo> This is really weird. Today I was seriously going to ask yoyo if he's the same as the memepool contributor.

Yoyo, did you have anything to do with this site being featured on memepool?

<Luminaire> Febturday?
<yoyology> I didn't post mostemailed on memepool, but reading the memepool post about mostemailed brought me here.
<yoyology> "yoyology" is pretty unique to me. I've had a couple of people track down my e-mail address and thank me for posting them on memepool.
<mypalmike> Today is Plasmaday. Buy your loved one one of these huge plasma screens. It'll help the economy, and you'll get to watch more TV!
<Mort> Scromp linked this site on memepool, giving me 50,000 hits in one day.

The New York times gave me 125 hits in one day. Thats how powerful memepool is.

The photos are from yesterday's mostemailed list, therefore the date is yesterday. Also I normally update on yesterdays and not on todays.

<guyPaulo> Mort! I've been using your date for all my documents at work! Gads, the horror! This will teach me not to waste time at my cubical of solitude.
<Mort> If I don't have internet connection tonight, then I will have to start guest day using my cell phone.

Which will be hard since it only can deal with 64x64 256 colour images.

<Mort> Just testing :)

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Roger Mexico> Dudes, you gotta hand it over to me!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post