[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:01Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:41Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:40Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:39Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:36Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:33Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:31Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:30Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:18Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:13Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:07Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:58Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:54Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:53Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:51Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:47Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:44Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:43Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:41Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:40Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:39Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:37Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:32Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:29Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:27Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:24Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:21Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:19Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:10Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:09Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:57Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:56Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:51Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:40Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:38Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:34Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:31Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:25Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:24Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:16Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:15Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:13Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:07Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:06Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:04Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:03Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:01Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:56Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:48Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:46Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:42Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:41Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:37Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:33Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:29Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:28Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:27Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:26Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:24Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:20Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:14Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:07Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:02Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:00Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:59Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:57Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:56Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:55Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:45Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:41Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:40Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:32Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:29Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:27Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:26Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:25Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:24Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:18Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:17Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:13Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:08Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:07Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:06Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:05Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:00Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:52Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:43Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:37Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:33Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:32Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:30Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:24Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:19Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:17Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:15Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:14Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:04Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:57Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:54Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:51Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:47Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:39Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:38Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:32Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:31Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:30Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:28Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:27Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:25Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:18Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:17Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:15Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:14Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:13Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:11Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:10Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:09Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:05Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:59Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:49Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:47Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:42Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:35Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:33Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:26Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:25Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:20Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:05Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:59Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:56Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:54Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:52Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:51Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:50Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:49Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:43Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:41Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:40Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:39Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:38Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:37Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:28Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:17Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:06Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:05Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:59Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:57Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:56Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:55Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:54Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:53Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:52Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:51Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:44Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:38Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:32Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:31Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:30Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:29Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:28Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:27Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:26Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:22Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:14Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:09Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:07Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:04Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:03Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:02Caption #170

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post