Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?

(Reuters)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 445 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:16 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:15 Caption #-52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:14 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:13 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:12 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:11 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:10 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:08 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:06 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:04 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:02 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:01 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:00 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:59 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:58 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:57 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:56 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:55 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:54 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:52 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:50 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:48 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:46 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:44 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:42 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:41 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:40 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:38 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:37 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:36 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:35 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:34 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:33 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:32 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:31 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:29 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:28 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:27 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:25 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:23 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:22 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:21 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:20 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:19 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:18 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:17 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:16 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:15 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:13 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:12 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:11 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:09 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:07 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:06 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:05 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:04 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:03 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:02 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:01 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:59 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:58 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:56 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:55 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:54 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:53 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:52 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:51 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:50 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:49 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:48 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:47 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:46 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:45 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:44 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:42 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:41 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:40 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:39 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:38 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:37 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:36 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:35 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:34 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:33 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:32 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:31 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:29 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:23 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:22 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:21 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:19 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:18 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:17 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:16 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:14 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:13 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:11 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:10 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:09 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:08 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:07 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:06 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:04 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:00 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:55 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:54 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:52 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:47 Caption #-55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:46 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:45 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:43 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:42 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:41 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:39 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:38 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:37 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:36 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:33 Caption #-65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:32 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:30 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:20 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:19 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:15 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:07 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:06 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:05 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:04 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:03 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:02 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:01 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:57 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:53 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:51 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:50 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:49 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:48 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:45 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:44 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:43 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:41 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:40 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:39 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:33 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:31 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:29 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:28 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:27 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:25 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:22 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:20 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:19 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:18 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:17 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:16 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:15 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:12 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:11 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:10 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:09 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:08 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:06 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:05 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:04 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:03 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:02 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:01 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:00 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:57 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:56 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:55 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:54 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:53 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:52 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:51 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:50 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:49 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:48 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:47 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:46 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:45 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:44 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:43 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:42 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:41 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:40 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:39 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:38 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:37 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:36 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:35 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:34 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:33 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:32 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:31 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:30 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:29 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:28 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:27 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:26 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:25 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:24 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:23 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:22 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:21 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:20 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:19 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:18 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:17 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:16 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:15 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:14 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:13 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:12 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:11 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:10 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:09 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:07 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:03 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:02 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:00 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:59 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:58 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:54 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:49 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:48 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:47 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:46 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:45 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:44 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:43 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:42 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:41 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:40 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:39 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:38 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:38 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:36 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:35 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:34 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:33 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:33 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:32 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:31 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:30 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:29 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:28 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:27 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:26 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:25 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:24 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:23 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:22 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:21 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:20 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:19 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:18 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:17 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:13 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:12 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:11 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:10 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:09 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:08 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:07 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:06 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:05 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:04 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:03 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:02 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:01 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:00 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:56 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:55 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:54 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:53 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:52 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:51 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:50 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:49 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:48 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:47 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:46 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:45 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:44 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:43 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:42 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:41 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:40 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:39 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:38 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:37 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:36 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:35 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:34 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:33 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:32 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:31 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:30 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:29 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:28 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:27 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:26 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:24 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:23 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:20 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:19 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:18 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:17 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:15 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:12 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:10 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:09 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:08 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:07 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:06 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:05 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:04 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:03 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:02 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:01 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:00 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:59 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:58 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:57 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:56 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:55 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:54 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:53 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:52 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:51 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:50 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:49 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:48 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:47 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:46 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:45 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:44 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:43 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:42 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:41 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:40 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:39 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:38 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:37 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:36 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:35 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:34 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:31 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:30 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:29 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:28 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:27 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:26 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:25 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:24 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:23 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:22 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:21 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:20 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:18 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:17 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:12 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:11 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:10 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:08 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:07 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:06 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:05 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:04 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:03 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:02 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:01 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:00 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:59 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:58 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:57 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:55 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:54 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:53 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:52 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:51 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:50 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:49 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:48 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:46 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:45 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:42 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:41 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:39 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:38 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:37 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:34 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:32 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:31 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:30 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:29 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:28 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:27 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:26 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:22 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:20 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:19 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:17 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:16 Caption #989

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:15 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:13 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:12 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:11 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:09 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:08 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:06 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:04 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:03 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:02 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:01 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:59 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:58 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:57 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:56 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:54 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:49 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:48 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:47 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:46 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:44 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:41 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:40 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:39 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:37 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:36 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:35 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:34 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:33 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:31 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:30 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:29 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:28 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:26 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:20 Caption #733

Board

[Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)

There are 43 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....

<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.

<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...

<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?

<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly

<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.

<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all

<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?

<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!

<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!

<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-

<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku

<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits

<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept

<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full

<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.

<mrs. mort> :)

<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us

<mrs. mort>
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act

<Jmofwiw>
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?

<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?

<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails

<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back

<mrs. mort>
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.

<mrs. mort>
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face

<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity

<mrs. mort>
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real

<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us

<mrs. mort>
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives

<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self

<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort>
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey

<mrs. mort>
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here

<Lauren to mrs mort>
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you

<ajiav> that was fun to watch.

<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!

<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock

<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded

<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.

<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post