[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 387 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:50Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:48Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:46Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:44Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:43Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:42Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:40Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:39Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:38Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:37Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:36Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:35Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:34Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:33Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:32Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:31Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:30Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:29Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:28Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:26Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:25Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:24Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:23Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:22Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:21Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:20Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:19Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:18Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:17Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:16Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:15Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:14Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:12Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:11Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:10Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:09Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:07Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:06Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:05Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:04Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:01Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:07:00Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:59Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:58Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:57Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:56Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:55Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:54Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:53Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:52Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:51Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:50Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:49Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:48Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:47Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:46Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:45Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:44Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:43Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:42Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:40Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:39Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:38Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:36Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:35Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:33Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:31Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:30Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:29Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:27Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:26Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:25Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:24Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:23Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:21Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:19Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:18Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:16Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:15Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:12Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:11Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:10Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:09Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:07Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:06Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:05Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:04Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:02Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:01Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker22:06:00Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:57Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:55Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:54Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:51Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:50Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:49Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:48Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:47Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:46Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:45Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:42Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:40Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:39Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:38Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:37Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:36Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:35Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:34Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:33Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:32Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:31Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:30Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:28Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:27Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:26Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:25Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:24Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:23Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:22Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:21Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:20Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:19Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:18Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:16Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:15Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:14Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:12Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:09Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:08Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:06Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:05Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:04Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:03Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker22:05:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:59Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:58Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:45Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:44Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:43Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:41Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:38Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:36Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:35Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:33Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:32Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:31Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:28Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:27Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:21Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:20Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:19Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:14Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:12Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:11Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:10Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:08Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:00Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:58Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:57Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:56Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:53Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:52Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:48Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:47Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:44Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:42Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:40Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:36Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:32Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:29Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:28Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:26Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:25Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:24Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:23Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:20Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:15Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:12Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:08Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:04Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:58Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:57Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:56Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:52Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:51Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:50Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:49Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:48Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:47Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:46Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:45Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:42Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:41Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:40Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:39Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:38Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:36Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:35Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:31Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:28Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:24Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:21Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:20Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:19Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:18Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:17Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:16Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:15Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:13Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:08Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:04Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:03Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:02Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:01Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:00Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:59Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:56Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:52Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:48Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:47Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:44Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:41Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:40Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:36Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:33Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:28Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:27Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:24Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:20Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:16Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:12Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:10Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:09Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:08Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:06Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:04Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:03Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:00Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:57Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:56Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:52Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:50Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:48Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:47Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:46Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:44Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:43Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:41Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:40Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:38Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:36Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:33Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:30Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:29Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:28Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:27Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:25Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:24Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:19Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:16Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:13Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:12Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:08Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:04Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:00Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:59Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:56Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:52Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:51Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:49Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:47Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:44Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:40Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:33Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:32Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:31Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:28Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:26Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:25Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:24Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:23Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:20Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:16Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:13Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:11Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:10Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:08Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:07Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:06Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:04Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker21:59:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:57Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:56Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:53Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:52Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:50Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:48Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:47Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:46Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:45Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:44Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:40Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:37Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:36Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:35Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:34Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:33Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:28Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:26Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:24Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:19Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:16Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:12Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:08Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:05Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:04Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:00Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:58Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:57Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:56Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:52Caption #26

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post