[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 334 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:11Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:10Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:09Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:06Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:03Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:02Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:01Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:58Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:57Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:54Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:53Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:50Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:42Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:41Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:38Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:36Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:33Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:32Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:30Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:27Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:26Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:23Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:19Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:18Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:15Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:14Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:11Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:10Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:07Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:06Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:04Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:00Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:58Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:56Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:54Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:52Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:50Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:48Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:44Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:42Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:38Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:37Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:34Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:33Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:31Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:29Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:27Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:25Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:22Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:21Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:18Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:14Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:10Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:06Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:05Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:04Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:03Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:02Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:58Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:56Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:51Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:47Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:43Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:40Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:38Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:32Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:31Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:29Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:24Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:22Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:20Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:16Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:15Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:13Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:08Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:06Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:05Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:01Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:58Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:57Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:56Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:54Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:53Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:52Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:51Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:50Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:49Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:46Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:45Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:44Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:42Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:38Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:34Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:33Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:25Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:23Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:22Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:20Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:19Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:15Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:14Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:11Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:10Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:09Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:08Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:07Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:05Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:03Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:59Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:58Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:56Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:55Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:53Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:52Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:50Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:46Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:44Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:42Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:40Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:38Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:37Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:36Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:33Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:32Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:31Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:30Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:28Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:27Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:26Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:25Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:21Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:17Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:13Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:11Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:10Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:09Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:05Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:02Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:58Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:56Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:54Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:53Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:52Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:50Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:47Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:46Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:45Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:43Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:42Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:41Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:39Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:38Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:35Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:34Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:33Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:31Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:23Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:20Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:18Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:16Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:12Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:10Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:08Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:06Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:04Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:03Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:02Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:01Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:00Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:57Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:51Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:50Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:49Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:46Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:45Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:43Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:37Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:36Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:33Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:32Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:30Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:26Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:21Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:20Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:18Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:15Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:14Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:10Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:07Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:06Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:05Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:04Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:03Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:00Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:59Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:58Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:57Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:55Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:52Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:51Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:47Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:46Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:44Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:43Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:42Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:41Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:36Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:35Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:34Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:32Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:30Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:26Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:24Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:20Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:16Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:14Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:13Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:12Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:09Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:07Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:02Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:59Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:57Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:54Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:52Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:51Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:50Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:48Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:47Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:45Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:44Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:42Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:38Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:37Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:36Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:34Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:32Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:31Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:28Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:27Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:26Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:24Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:23Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:20Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:18Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:16Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:15Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:11Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:10Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:08Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:07Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:04Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:03Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:00Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:58Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:56Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:55Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:48Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:45Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:41Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:39Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:37Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:35Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:33Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:29Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:25Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:24Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:23Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:22Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:21Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:17Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:15Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:14Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:11Caption #240

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post