[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 176 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:15Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:14Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:13Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:12Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:11Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:08Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:04Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:59Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:58Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:52Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:51Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:49Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:48Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:46Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:42Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:41Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:36Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:33Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:32Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:29Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:28Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:24Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:23Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:22Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:21Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:19Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:18Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:17Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:16Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:15Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:14Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:13Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:10Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:07Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:04Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:03Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:02Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:59Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:57Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:53Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:52Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:51Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:50Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:48Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:47Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:46Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:42Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:40Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:37Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:35Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:32Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:31Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:30Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:29Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:27Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:26Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:25Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:24Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:23Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:22Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:21Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:15Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:14Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:13Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:12Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:11Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:10Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:09Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:05Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:04Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:03Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:02Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:00Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:58Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:57Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:55Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:54Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:53Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:52Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:51Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:50Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:49Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:48Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:47Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:46Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:45Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:44Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:41Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:40Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:39Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:36Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:35Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:30Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:28Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:26Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:24Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:23Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:22Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:21Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:20Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:19Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:18Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:17Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:12Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:09Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:08Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:06Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:57Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:49Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:46Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:45Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:44Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:40Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:27Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:23Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:05Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:04Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:02Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:01Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:00Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:59Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:58Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:53Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:52Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:50Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:49Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:48Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:47Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:46Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:45Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:44Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:43Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:42Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:38Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:35Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:34Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:33Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:32Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:31Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:30Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:21Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:18Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:16Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:15Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:13Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:07Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:04Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:02Caption #446

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post