Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 292 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:07 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:06 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:05 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:04 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:03 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:02 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:01 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:00 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:59 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:58 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:57 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:56 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:55 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:54 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:53 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:52 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:51 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:50 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:49 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:46 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:45 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:44 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:43 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:42 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:41 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:40 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:39 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:38 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:37 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:36 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:34 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:32 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:30 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:29 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:28 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:26 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:25 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:24 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:23 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:22 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:21 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:20 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:19 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:18 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:17 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:16 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:15 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:14 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:13 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:12 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:10 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:08 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:07 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:06 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:05 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:04 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:03 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:02 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:01 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:00 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:58 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:56 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:54 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:52 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:50 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:49 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:48 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:47 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:46 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:45 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:44 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:43 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:42 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:41 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:38 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:36 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:34 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:32 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:31 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:30 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:29 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:28 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:27 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:26 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:25 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:24 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:23 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:22 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:21 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:20 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:19 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:18 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:17 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:16 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:15 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:14 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:13 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:12 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:11 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:10 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:09 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:08 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:07 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:06 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:05 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:04 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:03 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:02 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:01 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:00 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:58 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:57 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:56 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:55 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:52 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:50 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:48 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:46 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:43 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:42 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:41 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:40 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:39 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:38 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:37 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:36 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:35 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:34 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:33 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:32 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:31 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:30 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:29 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:28 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:27 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:26 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:25 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:24 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:23 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:21 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:18 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:17 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:16 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:15 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:14 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:13 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:12 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:11 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:10 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:09 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:08 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:07 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:06 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:05 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:04 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:03 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:02 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:01 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:00 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:59 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:58 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:57 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:56 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:55 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:54 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:53 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:52 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:51 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:50 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:48 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:45 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:43 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:42 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:41 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:39 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:37 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:36 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:33 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:32 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:31 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:28 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:27 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:26 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:24 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:22 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:20 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:18 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:17 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:16 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:15 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:13 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:10 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:07 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:06 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:05 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:05 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:03 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:02 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:01 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:00 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:58 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:57 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:56 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:55 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:54 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:50 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:49 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:48 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:46 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:44 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:41 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:39 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:37 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:35 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:34 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:32 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:31 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:29 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:28 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:26 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:25 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:24 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:23 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:22 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:21 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:20 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:19 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:16 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:14 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:11 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:10 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:09 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:08 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:07 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:05 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:04 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:03 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:00 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:59 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:57 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:53 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:52 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:50 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:49 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:48 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:45 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:43 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:42 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:41 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:40 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:39 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:37 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:36 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:35 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:34 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:33 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:31 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:29 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:28 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:27 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:25 Caption #-61

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:23 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:22 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:21 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:20 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:19 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:18 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:17 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:16 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:14 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:13 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:12 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:11 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:10 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:09 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:07 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:05 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:03 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:01 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:59 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:58 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:57 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:55 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:53 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:51 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:49 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:48 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:47 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:45 Caption #299

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post