[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 223 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:45Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:44Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:42Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:40Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:39Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:33Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:28Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:26Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:25Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:23Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:21Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:20Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:19Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:18Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:15Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:08Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:07Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:53Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:48Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:47Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:40Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:38Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:36Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:34Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:25Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:24Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:23Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:22Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:18Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:13Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:12Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:07Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:02Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:01Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:46Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:41Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:35Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:28Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:21Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:19Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:14Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:13Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:12Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:11Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:09Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:05Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:56Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:51Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:50Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:46Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:43Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:40Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:38Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:32Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:25Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:17Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:15Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:14Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:10Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:01Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:00Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:51Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:45Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:40Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:38Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:31Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:28Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:27Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:21Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:19Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:16Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:09Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:07Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:01Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:00Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:49Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:46Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:43Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:37Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:31Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:27Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:21Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:20Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:11Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:10Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:07Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:00Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:57Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:55Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:54Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:49Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:47Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:43Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:38Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:30Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:28Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:26Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:22Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:21Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:16Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:15Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:11Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:06Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:04Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:00Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:52Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:51Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:49Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:48Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:46Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:44Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:36Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:35Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:34Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:31Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:30Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:29Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:22Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:19Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:18Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:17Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:13Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:12Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:06Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:05Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:53Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:52Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:48Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:47Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:46Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:32Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:31Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:29Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:23Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:19Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:18Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:16Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:15Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:14Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:09Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:52Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:51Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:46Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:44Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:38Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:35Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:33Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:28Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:27Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:26Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:25Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:21Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:20Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:19Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:16Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:12Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:08Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:59Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:57Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:53Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:46Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:45Caption #832

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post