[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 394 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:16Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:15Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:09Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:08Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:05Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:02Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:58Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:57Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:56Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:55Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:51Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:50Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:49Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:48Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:47Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:46Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:45Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:44Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:43Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:42Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:40Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:34Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:31Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:30Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:29Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:27Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:26Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:25Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:24Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:20Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:19Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:18Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:15Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:13Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:12Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:10Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:05Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:02Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:59Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:58Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:56Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:55Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:54Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:53Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:49Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:45Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:43Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:42Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:41Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:40Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:38Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:37Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:32Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:30Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:29Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:25Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:24Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:23Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:22Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:21Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:20Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:18Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:16Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:15Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:14Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:13Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:11Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:10Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:09Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:06Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:05Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:59Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:58Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:57Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:51Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:50Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:49Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:46Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:43Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:42Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:41Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:40Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:39Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:38Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:35Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:34Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:32Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:30Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:28Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:19Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:18Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:11Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:09Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:05Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:03Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:02Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:01Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:00Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:58Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:57Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:56Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:55Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:53Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:52Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:51Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:50Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:49Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:48Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:47Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:45Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:44Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:43Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:42Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:41Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:39Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:38Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:36Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:32Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:31Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:30Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:28Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:26Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:24Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:20Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:18Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:16Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:15Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:12Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:08Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:07Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:06Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:05Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:55Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:54Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:51Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:50Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:45Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:44Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:42Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:41Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:38Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:37Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:36Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:34Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:32Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:31Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:30Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:27Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:26Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:23Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:18Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:16Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:13Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:11Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:10Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:04Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:03Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:02Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:01Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:00Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:59Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:57Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:54Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:52Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:51Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:49Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:48Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:47Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:45Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:40Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:39Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:35Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:34Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:32Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:31Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:30Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:22Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:21Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:20Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:16Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:08Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:05Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:02Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:59Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:56Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:54Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:52Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:51Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:49Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:48Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:47Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:45Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:43Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:40Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:38Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:34Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:30Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:29Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:27Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:26Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:25Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:24Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:21Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:20Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:18Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:14Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:13Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:11Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:07Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:04Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:02Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:59Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:58Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:54Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:47Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:46Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:45Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:44Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:42Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:41Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:40Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:39Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:38Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:35Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:33Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:30Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:25Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:22Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:18Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:17Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:14Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:13Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:10Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:09Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:08Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:07Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:03Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:02Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:59Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:58Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:53Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:52Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:49Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:48Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:44Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:41Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:39Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:38Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:37Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:35Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:34Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:31Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:21Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:20Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:19Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:18Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:17Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:10Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:07Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:03Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:02Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:00Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:56Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:52Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:46Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:45Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:44Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:43Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:40Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:39Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:38Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:31Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:26Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:25Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:23Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:22Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:18Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:17Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:16Caption #540

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post