[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 128 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:17Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:16Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:12Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:10Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:08Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:05Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:04Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:01Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:52Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:33Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:32Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:30Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:28Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:27Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:26Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:25Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:21Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:10Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:00Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:59Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:58Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:43Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:40Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:38Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:16Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:57Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:55Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:54Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:53Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:49Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:45Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:38Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:37Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:33Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:32Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:17Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:16Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:08Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:57Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:56Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:53Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:50Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:40Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:38Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:35Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:33Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:32Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:30Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:29Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:26Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:25Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:21Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:18Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:13Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:11Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:08Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:07Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:06Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:03Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:02Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:01Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:57Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:54Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:53Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:48Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:46Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:45Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:44Caption #750

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post