[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 238 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:33Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:31Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:30Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:23Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:22Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:21Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:20Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:19Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:17Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:16Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:15Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:14Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:13Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:12Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:10Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:09Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:06Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:05Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:04Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:03Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:02Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:01Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:00Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:59Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:58Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:57Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:56Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:55Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:54Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:53Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:52Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:50Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:49Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:26Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:25Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:24Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:23Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:22Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:21Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:20Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:19Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:18Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:17Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:16Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:14Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:13Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:12Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:11Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:10Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:09Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:08Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:04Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:03Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:52Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:46Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:44Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:42Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:41Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:40Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:39Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:38Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:33Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:29Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:28Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:26Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:24Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:23Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:22Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:21Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:19Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:14Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:12Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:11Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:09Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:06Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:04Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:36Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:35Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:30Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:03Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:53Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:51Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:50Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:45Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:42Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:41Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:40Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:36Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:30Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:19Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:11Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:10Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:06Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:04Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:00Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:58Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:54Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:53Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:50Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:46Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:43Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:27Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:11Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:10Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:09Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:06Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:04Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:00Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:59Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:58Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:57Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:56Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:55Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:54Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:53Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:50Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:48Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:47Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:45Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:42Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:39Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:38Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:37Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:36Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:35Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:34Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:31Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:26Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:24Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:23Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:21Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:19Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:18Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:17Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:13Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:11Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:10Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:09Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:07Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:06Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:04Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:03Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:01Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:00Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:59Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:58Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:57Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:56Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:54Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:53Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:52Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:51Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:50Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:49Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:48Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:47Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:46Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:45Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:43Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:42Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:41Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:40Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:39Caption #-95
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:38Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:37Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:35Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:34Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:33Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:32Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:31Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:29Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:27Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:25Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:21Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:20Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:18Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:17Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:10Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:09Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:07Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:06Caption #775

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post