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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
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Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


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