Scientists on the Mars rover project were expecting to find nothing but boring rocks, as far as the eye could see.
As such, the rover was ill equipped to make first contact with a race of talking, intelligent miniature tigers.
They did tell us, however, that the missing first rover had been destroyed by a giant space turtle, who was now turning his evil gaze toward Earth.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.
<3Suns> Yoyo, you simply must put this on memepool: ...www.hugi.is...
<yoyology> Sorry, 3Suns. I can't view the video at work, so I can't post it.
<yoyology> I keep waiting for somebody to do a Discworld caption set. That turtle is so A'tuin!
<Mort> I thought we would have at least one.
<guyPaulo> Did anyone else see the Dread Queen's appearance in yahoo today as she accepted a star on the walk of fame?
<Lauren> I saw it on the 11 o'clock news last night. I was wondering how much it costs now to get a star? I guess the price isn't relevant to her.
<Carol> To fellow Pratchett fans, I feel compelled to suggest Robert Rankin's books, if you haven't already discovered him.
<Mort> I got two of his books for Christmas. There are a few books above them on my list though.
<guyPaulo> Why does everyone go crazy over tigers? People think they're SOOO CUTE, but let me tell you, no one in India thinks they're cute! Over there, old tigers actually seek out humans to EAT THEM! HELLO PEOPLE! Tigers are the most dangerous of the big cats, and are the land-roving equivilent of the great white shark. Cute indeed. I think not....
<guyPaulo> And I'll go insane if I see one more animal show with a close up a TURTLE'S VAGINA as she lays her eggs in the sand. You know those shows.....freakin creepy I say!
<Mort> Guy, please take your pills now.
<obtuse> Please don't involve my rear, or anyone else's for that matter.
<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha Byrden's caption should have won!! Good effort today though