[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 342 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:16Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:15Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:14Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:12Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:11Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:07Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:03Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:02Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:01Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:00Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:59Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:58Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:57Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:56Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:55Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:54Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:53Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:51Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:49Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:44Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:40Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:38Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:37Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:32Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:31Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:30Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:28Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:27Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:24Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:23Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:20Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:19Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:16Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:15Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:14Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:12Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:11Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:03Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:01Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:59Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:55Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:54Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:53Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:52Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:47Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:46Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:45Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:44Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:42Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:37Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:35Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:31Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:28Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:23Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:21Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:20Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:19Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:15Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:13Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:11Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:09Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:03Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:01Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:58Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:56Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:55Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:52Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:50Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:46Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:43Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:41Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:40Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:35Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:34Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:31Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:30Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:29Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:27Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:25Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:24Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:23Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:22Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:17Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:15Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:12Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:11Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:10Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:09Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:08Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:59Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:54Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:53Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:52Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:50Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:49Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:48Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:47Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:46Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:45Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:44Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:41Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:39Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:38Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:34Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:32Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:31Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:28Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:27Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:23Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:22Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:21Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:15Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:11Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:08Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:01Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:00Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:59Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:57Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:54Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:50Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:46Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:45Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:44Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:43Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:42Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:40Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:39Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:38Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:37Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:36Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:35Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:34Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:31Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:30Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:27Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:26Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:22Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:19Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:16Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:13Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:12Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:07Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:04Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:03Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:02Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:01Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:00Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:59Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:58Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:57Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:56Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:52Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:51Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:50Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:47Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:41Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:39Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:36Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:35Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:34Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:31Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:29Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:27Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:26Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:25Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:24Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:23Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:19Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:18Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:17Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:16Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:15Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:10Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:07Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:58Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:57Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:56Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:41Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:38Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:36Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:32Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:31Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:30Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:22Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:21Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:17Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:16Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:15Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:13Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:09Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:08Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:07Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:03Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:02Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:01Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:00Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:58Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:57Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:55Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:52Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:52Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:51Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:50Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:49Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:48Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:47Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:41Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:40Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:39Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:38Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:37Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:34Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:31Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:27Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:24Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:21Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:19Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:18Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:16Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:15Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:14Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:13Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:11Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:10Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:07Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:03Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:00Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:59Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:52Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:51Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:50Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:49Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:48Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:47Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:44Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:38Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:37Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:32Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:31Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:30Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:26Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:24Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:21Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:20Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:19Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:04Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:01Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:45:00Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:59Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:54Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:53Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:51Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:50Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:49Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:48Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:47Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:46Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:45Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:44Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:39Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:37Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:36Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:35Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:34Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:33Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:32Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:30Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:29Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:27Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:24Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:20Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:19Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:44:16Caption #866

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post