[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 227 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:48Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:47Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:40Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:38Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:36Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:34Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:25Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:24Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:23Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:22Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:18Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:13Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:12Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:07Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:02Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:01Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:46Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:41Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:35Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:28Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:21Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:19Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:14Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:13Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:12Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:11Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:09Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:05Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:56Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:51Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:50Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:46Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:43Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:40Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:38Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:32Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:25Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:17Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:15Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:14Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:10Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:01Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:00Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:51Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:45Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:43Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:40Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:38Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:31Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:28Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:27Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:21Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:19Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:16Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:09Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:07Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:01Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:00Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:49Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:46Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:43Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:37Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:31Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:27Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:21Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:20Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:11Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:10Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:07Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:00Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:57Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:55Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:54Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:49Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:47Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:43Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:38Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:30Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:28Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:26Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:22Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:21Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:16Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:15Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:11Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:06Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:04Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:00Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:52Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:51Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:49Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:48Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:46Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:44Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:36Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:35Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:34Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:31Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:30Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:29Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:22Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:19Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:18Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:17Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:13Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:12Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:06Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:05Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:53Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:52Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:48Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:47Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:46Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:32Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:31Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:29Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:23Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:19Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:18Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:16Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:15Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:14Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:09Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:52Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:51Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:46Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:44Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:38Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:35Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:33Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:28Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:27Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:26Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:25Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:21Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:20Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:19Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:16Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:12Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:08Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:59Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:57Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:53Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:46Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:45Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:44Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:41Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:39Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:37Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:30Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:28Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:25Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:21Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:15Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:13Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:10Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:09Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:06Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:05Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:04Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:02Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:59Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:56Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:54Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:50Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:48Caption #871

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post