[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 403 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:56Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:55Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:53Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:52Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:51Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:50Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:49Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:48Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:47Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:46Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:45Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:44Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:43Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:39Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:37Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:36Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:35Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:33Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:30Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:29Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:27Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:26Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:25Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:24Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:22Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:21Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:20Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:19Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:18Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:17Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:15Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:09Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:08Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:07Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:03Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:02Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:00Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:59Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:55Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:53Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:52Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:49Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:48Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:46Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:45Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:42Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:41Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:40Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:39Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:38Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:37Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:34Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:31Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:29Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:28Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:26Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:25Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:24Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:21Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:20Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:18Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:16Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:15Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:14Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:11Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:10Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:07Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:06Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:05Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:04Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:03Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:02Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:00Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:59Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:57Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:51Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:50Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:49Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:48Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:44Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:40Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:37Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:36Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:35Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:34Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:33Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:32Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:31Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:30Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:29Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:28Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:27Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:26Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:25Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:24Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:22Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:19Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:18Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:17Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:16Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:14Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:13Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:12Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:11Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:09Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:08Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:06Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:01Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:59Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:58Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:54Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:52Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:51Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:50Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:49Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:48Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:46Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:44Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:43Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:42Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:40Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:39Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:38Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:36Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:32Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:31Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:30Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:28Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:25Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:24Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:23Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:22Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:21Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:18Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:17Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:16Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:15Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:14Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:13Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:11Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:10Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:09Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:08Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:06Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:05Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:03Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:01Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:00Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:59Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:58Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:55Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:54Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:53Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:52Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:51Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:50Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:49Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:47Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:44Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:42Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:41Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:38Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:37Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:35Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:33Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:31Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:30Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:27Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:24Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:18Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:15Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:13Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:12Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:10Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:09Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:03Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:01Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:58Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:57Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:55Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:54Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:52Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:49Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:48Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:47Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:46Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:45Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:44Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:43Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:42Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:41Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:40Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:39Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:38Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:37Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:34Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:29Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:28Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:27Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:25Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:24Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:22Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:21Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:19Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:17Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:12Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:08Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:59Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:52Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:51Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:50Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:44Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:41Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:39Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:38Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:36Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:35Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:31Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:30Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:29Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:28Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:27Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:26Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:25Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:24Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:23Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:23Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:21Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:20Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:18Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:17Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:15Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:14Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:13Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:12Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:11Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:10Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:09Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:08Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:04Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:02Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:01Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:00Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:58Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:56Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:55Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:52Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:44Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:42Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:37Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:28Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:27Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:26Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:25Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:23Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:21Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:20Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:19Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:16Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:12Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:08Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:02Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:01Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:58Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:57Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:55Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:54Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:48Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:46Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:43Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:42Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:35Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:33Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:30Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:28Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:26Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:25Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:23Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:22Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:20Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:19Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:14Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:12Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:10Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:05Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:56Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:55Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:52Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:48Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:42Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:41Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:38Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:32Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:31Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:30Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:29Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:22Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:19Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:13Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:09Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:08Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:07Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:06Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:04Caption #102

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post