[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 371 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:14Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:13Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:11Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:10Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:09Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:07Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:06Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:05Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:25:04Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:59Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:57Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:53Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:52Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:51Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:48Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:47Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:46Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:44Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:43Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:42Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:41Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:40Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:39Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:38Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:37Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:35Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:33Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:32Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:29Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:28Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:27Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:26Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:24Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:23Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:20Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:16Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:12Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:08Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:05Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker22:24:04Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:57Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:55Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:53Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:50Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:49Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:48Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:47Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:46Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:45Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:44Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:43Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:41Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:40Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:39Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:35Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:29Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:28Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:25Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:24Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:23Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:22Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:21Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:20Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:19Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:18Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:17Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:16Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:15Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:14Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:13Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:12Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:11Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:10Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:08Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:06Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:04Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker22:23:02Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:59Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:58Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:57Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:56Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:55Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:54Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:53Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:52Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:51Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:50Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:49Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:47Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:46Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:45Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:44Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:43Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:40Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:39Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:37Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:36Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:33Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:31Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:30Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:27Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:26Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:25Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:24Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:23Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:22Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:21Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:17Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:16Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:15Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:14Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:13Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:10Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:09Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:05Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:04Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:00Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:59Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:57Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:53Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:52Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:51Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:48Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:47Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:46Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:44Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:43Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:42Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:40Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:38Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:33Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:29Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:27Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:25Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:23Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:21Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:17Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:15Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:12Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:08Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:07Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:05Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:04Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:00Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:58Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:57Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:54Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:53Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:45Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:42Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:41Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:37Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:35Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:29Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:26Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:25Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:24Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:23Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:17Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:16Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:13Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:11Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:04Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:02Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:02Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:00Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:57Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:53Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:52Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:48Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:46Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:45Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:44Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:40Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:38Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:36Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:34Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:33Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:32Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:29Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:26Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:25Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:20Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:18Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:14Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:11Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:09Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:05Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:03Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:02Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:00Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:57Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:52Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:43Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:42Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:40Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:38Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:37Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:35Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:34Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:33Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:26Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:23Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:22Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:21Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:17Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:16Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:15Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:13Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:12Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:11Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:10Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:09Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:07Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:01Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:57Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:56Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:54Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:53Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:49Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:45Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:42Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:41Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:40Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:35Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:34Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:33Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:32Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:31Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:30Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:24Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:20Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:19Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:18Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:16Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:13Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:12Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:08Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:05Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:03Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:02Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:52Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:51Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:50Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:49Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:47Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:46Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:45Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:44Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:42Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:38Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:36Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:35Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:34Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:33Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:32Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:29Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:26Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:20Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:18Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:16Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:15Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:12Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:11Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:10Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:08Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:07Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:06Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:05Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:57Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:54Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:49Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:45Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:44Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:42Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:40Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:37Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:33Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:30Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:29Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:25Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:24Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:23Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:21Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:15Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:14Caption #649

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post