[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 425 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:57Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:53Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:52Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:50Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:49Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:48Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:47Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:45Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:44Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:43Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:41Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:40Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:39Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:38Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:34Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:33Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:32Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:31Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:29Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:24Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:23Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:20Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:19Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:18Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:13Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:12Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:11Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:09Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:04Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:03Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:01Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:00Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:53Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:52Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:46Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:39Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:33Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:32Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:31Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:31Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:29Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:28Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:27Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:18Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:05Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:03Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:02Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:53Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:51Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:50Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:48Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:34Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:31Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:30Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:28Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:25Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:24Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:20Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:06Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:59Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:58Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:56Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:54Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:42Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:35Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:32Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:29Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:28Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:23Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:22Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:19Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:17Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:10Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:06Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:04Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:00Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:32Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:31Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:57Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:36Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:28Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:01Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:09Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:07Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:47Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:41Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:37Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:31Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:29Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:26Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:20Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:16Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:13Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #6

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post