[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 319 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:31Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:57Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:36Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:42Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:07Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:01Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:00Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:07Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:57Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #996
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:11Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:07Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:56Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:41Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:40Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:24Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:15Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:09Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:06Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:01Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:59Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:58Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:50Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:49Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:47Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:37Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:34Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:33Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:32Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:31Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:27Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:26Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:25Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:24Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:23Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:21Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:19Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:18Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:16Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:09Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:07Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:03Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:02Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:00Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:52Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:49Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:48Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:38Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:34Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:33Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:32Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:29Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:28Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:19Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:18Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:17Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:15Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:52Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:48Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:47Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:46Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:45Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:40Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:40Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:38Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:37Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:31Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:27Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:26Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:23Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:22Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:15Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:09Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:02Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:01Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:59Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:54Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:52Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:51Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:50Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:48Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:45Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:41Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:40Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:39Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:38Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:35Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:34Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:29Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:27Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:26Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:24Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:22Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:21Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:20Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:18Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:17Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:10Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:03Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:56Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:39Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:37Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:35Caption #361

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post