[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 294 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:46Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:45Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:44Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:43Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:42Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:41Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:41Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:39Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:38Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:35Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:34Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:32Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:31Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:30Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:29Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:28Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:27Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:26Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:25Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:24Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:23Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:22Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:21Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:20Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:19Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:17Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:16Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:15Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:14Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:11Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:10Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:09Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:07Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:06Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:05Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:02Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:01Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:59Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:58Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:57Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:53Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:52Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:51Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:46Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:45Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:43Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:42Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:40Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:39Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:38Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:36Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:35Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:34Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:33Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:32Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:31Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:29Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:28Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:26Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:25Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:21Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:19Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:18Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:17Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:14Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:11Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:10Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:08Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:06Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:02Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:01Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:58Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:55Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:53Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:51Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:50Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:48Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:46Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:44Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:42Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:37Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:36Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:35Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:34Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:33Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:31Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:30Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:29Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:27Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:26Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:22Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:21Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:18Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:17Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:16Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:14Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:13Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:12Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:11Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:10Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:09Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:08Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:07Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:06Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:03Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:02Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:00Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:58Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:57Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:55Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:52Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:51Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:49Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:48Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:47Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:46Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:45Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:44Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:43Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:42Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:41Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:40Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:39Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:38Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:37Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:36Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:35Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:34Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:33Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:32Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:31Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:30Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:29Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:28Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:27Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:26Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:25Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:24Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:23Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:22Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:20Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:19Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:18Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:17Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:16Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:15Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:14Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:13Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:12Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:11Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:10Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:06Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:02Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:59Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:57Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:54Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:50Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:43Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:42Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:40Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:39Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:38Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:37Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:34Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:33Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:32Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:31Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:30Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:29Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:28Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:26Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:22Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:18Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:17Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:14Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:13Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:12Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:06Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:02Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:59Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:55Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:53Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:50Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:46Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:45Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:42Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:41Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:39Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:38Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:37Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:34Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:30Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:27Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:26Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:25Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:24Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:22Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:21Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:18Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:14Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:12Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:06Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:05Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:02Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:59Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:55Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:54Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:52Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:50Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:49Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:48Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:47Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:46Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:43Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:42Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:34Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:33Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:31Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:29Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:28Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:27Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:26Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:24Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:23Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:22Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:21Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:18Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:17Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:16Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:14Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:13Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:12Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:11Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:10Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:07Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:06Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:02Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:58Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:54Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:52Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:50Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:46Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:42Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:39Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:37Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:35Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:34Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:33Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:32Caption #748

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post