[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 114 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:46Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:45Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:44Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:43Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:40Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:36Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:28Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:27Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:26Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:23Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:20Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:17Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:14Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:13Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:10Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:58Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:48Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:47Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:46Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:42Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:39Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:38Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:37Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:34Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:29Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:28Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:26Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:24Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:20Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:17Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:14Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:06Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:05Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:04Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:03Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:02Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:01Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:00Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:49Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:47Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:43Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:38Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:37Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:36Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:29Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:25Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:23Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:22Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:16Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:15Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:09Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:08Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:07Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:03Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:55Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:54Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:53Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:50Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:48Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:47Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:41Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:38Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:37Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:33Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:32Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:26Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:24Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:22Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:19Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:16Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:14Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:02Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:56Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:55Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:50Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:48Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:47Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:44Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:41Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:40Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:38Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:34Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:33Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:32Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:31Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:30Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:21Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:20Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:15Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:11Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:03Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:01Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:59Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:49Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:48Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:47Caption #8

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post