Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/23/2003

by Roger Mexico

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No one was more shocked than I was to find that Jingles my cat was an alien invader.

One morning our daughter Britainee found Jingles' litter box overflowing with weird alien cat larvae.

Though when the first little broodlet morphed to its next stage she insisted we keep it and name it "Zzgryx."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Todays winner is:

Roger Mexico

Roger decides for once to skip lightly away from predictable crudity and wins.

Honourable mentions go to: Pedro Gonzales made me laugh, but it was hella hecka wicked crude... Also to infosponge with the lesson we must all learn about pet family planning.

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