[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:06Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:05Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:04Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:02Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:00Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:59Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:57Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:56Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:55Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:54Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:50Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:43Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:41Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:40Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:38Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:36Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:35Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:29Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:19Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:18Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:17Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:16Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:15Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:14Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:13Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:12Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:11Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:09Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:08Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:07Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:06Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:05Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:04Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:03Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:00Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:59Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:58Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:57Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:56Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:55Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:54Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:46Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:43Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:42Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:41Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:40Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:39Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:38Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:37Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:34Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:33Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:32Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:30Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:29Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:28Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:26Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:24Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:16Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:15Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:14Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:13Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:12Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:11Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:10Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:09Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:08Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:06Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:03Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:02Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:01Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:59Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:58Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:55Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:53Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:52Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:51Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:50Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:48Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:46Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:44Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:42Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:40Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:39Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:38Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:37Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:36Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:35Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:30Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:26Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:24Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:22Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:21Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:18Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:17Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:16Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:15Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:12Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:10Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:09Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:04Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:03Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:02Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:01Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:59Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:58Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:57Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:56Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:55Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:52Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:50Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:48Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:43Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:37Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:36Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:34Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:26Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:25Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:24Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:23Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:21Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:19Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:17Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:16Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:11Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:10Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:09Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:07Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:01Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:50Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:49Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:48Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:40Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:36Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:32Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:31Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:28Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:24Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:17Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:10Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:09Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:06Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:05Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:04Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:02Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:01Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:00Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:52Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:47Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:44Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:41Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:38Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:37Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:36Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:34Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:33Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:32Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:29Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:28Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:27Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:26Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:25Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:24Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:16Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:10Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:00Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:59Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:54Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:53Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:51Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:50Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:49Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:44Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:43Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:42Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:38Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:34Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:32Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:31Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:29Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:27Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:23Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:12Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:08Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:06Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:05Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:03Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:02Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:01Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:56Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:51Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:48Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:47Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:43Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:41Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:40Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:38Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:35Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:31Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:30Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:29Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:21Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:20Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:19Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:18Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:16Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:13Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:11Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:10Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:09Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:08Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:07Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:06Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:02Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:01Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:00Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:59Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:55Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:52Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:46Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:44Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:41Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:40Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:39Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:38Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:37Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:36Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:33Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:32Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:30Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:27Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:25Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:23Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:19Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:18Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:17Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:15Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:11Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:09Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:08Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:06Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:05Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:03Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:02Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:01Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:00Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:57Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:54Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:53Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:52Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:51Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:48Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:45Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:38Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:31Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:30Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:29Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:28Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:23Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:18Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:17Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:16Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:14Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:13Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:12Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:08Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:07Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:06Caption #565

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post