[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 378 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:40Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:38Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:37Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:35Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:33Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:28Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:27Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:25Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:21Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:18Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:14Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:10Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:09Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:08Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:07Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:02Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:59Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:58Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:56Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:53Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:52Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:50Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:49Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:48Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:47Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:46Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:45Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:44Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:43Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:41Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:38Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:37Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:35Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:32Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:31Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:29Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:28Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:27Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:26Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:25Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:24Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:23Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:22Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:21Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:20Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:19Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:18Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:17Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:16Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:15Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:13Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:11Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:10Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:09Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:07Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:04Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:02Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:01Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:00Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:58Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:54Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:50Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:41Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:40Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:39Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:38Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:37Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:34Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:32Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:28Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:27Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:26Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:23Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:20Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:18Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:17Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:15Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:14Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:13Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:12Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:11Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:10Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:09Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:05Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:04Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:03Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:02Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:01Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:45:00Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:59Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:58Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:56Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:54Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:53Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:52Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:51Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:50Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:49Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:46Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:45Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:42Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:41Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:40Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:30Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:25Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:24Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:21Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:19Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:17Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:13Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:09Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:05Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:44:02Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:58Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:57Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:56Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:53Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:53Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:51Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:49Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:48Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:47Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:46Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:45Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:43Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:42Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:41Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:40Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:39Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:38Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:35Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:34Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:30Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:29Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:28Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:27Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:26Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:24Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:23Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:22Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:18Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:17Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:16Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:14Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:10Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:08Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:04Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:03Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:02Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:43:01Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:58Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:57Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:54Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:53Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:52Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:50Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:46Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:45Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:44Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:43Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:42Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:41Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:40Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:37Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:36Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:34Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:32Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:30Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:29Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:26Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:23Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:20Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:19Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:18Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:17Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:16Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:15Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:13Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:12Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:11Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:10Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:09Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:09Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:07Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:05Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:03Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:02Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:42:01Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:58Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:53Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:49Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:47Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:45Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:43Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:42Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:41Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:40Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:39Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:38Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:37Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:36Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:35Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:33Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:31Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:30Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:29Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:27Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:26Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:24Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:20Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:19Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:18Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:17Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:12Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:11Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:05Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:02Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker04:41:01Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:58Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:57Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:55Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:52Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:51Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:50Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:47Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:46Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:45Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:44Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:43Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:41Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:38Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:36Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:35Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:34Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:31Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:30Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:25Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:24Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:23Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:22Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:20Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:19Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:17Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:15Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:13Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:10Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:09Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:08Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:07Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:05Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:40:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:58Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:54Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:52Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:50Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:49Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:48Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:47Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:45Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:42Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:38Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:35Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:33Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:30Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:29Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:23Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:21Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:19Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:17Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:14Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:11Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:10Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:06Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:02Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:01Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker04:39:00Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:59Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:57Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:54Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:53Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:52Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:51Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:46Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:45Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:44Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:41Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:38Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:37Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:35Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:34Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:33Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:29Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:26Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:24Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:21Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:20Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:19Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:17Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:13Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:10Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:07Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:06Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:05Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:04Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:01Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:00Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:58Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:57Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:56Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:53Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:50Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:49Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:46Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:45Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:41Caption #23

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post