Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 432 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:46 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:45 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:41 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:40 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:39 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:38 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:35 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:34 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:33 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:32 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:31 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:30 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:29 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:28 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:27 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:25 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:24 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:23 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:22 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:20 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:19 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:18 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:17 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:16 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:15 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:14 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:11 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:09 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:08 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:07 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:05 Caption #-79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:04 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:03 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:02 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:00 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:59 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:58 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:57 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:55 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:54 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:53 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:49 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:48 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:46 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:45 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:43 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:42 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:41 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:40 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:36 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:35 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:33 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:32 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:31 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:30 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:29 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:28 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:25 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:24 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:22 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:21 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:20 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:19 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:18 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:17 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:15 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:14 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:12 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:09 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:08 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:06 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:00 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:58 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:57 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:56 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:54 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:51 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:50 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:49 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:48 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:46 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:45 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:44 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:43 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:42 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:40 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:38 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:37 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:35 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:34 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:32 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:30 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:26 Caption #-80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:24 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:20 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:18 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:16 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:14 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:13 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:12 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:11 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:09 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:08 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:07 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:06 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:05 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:04 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:03 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:02 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:01 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:00 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:59 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:58 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:57 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:56 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:55 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:54 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:52 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:49 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:48 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:47 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:46 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:45 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:41 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:40 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:39 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:38 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:37 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:36 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:35 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:33 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:31 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:30 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:28 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:27 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:26 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:25 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:24 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:22 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:20 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:18 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:17 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:16 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:15 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:13 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:12 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:11 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:10 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:09 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:08 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:05 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:04 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:03 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:01 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:00 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:59 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:58 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:56 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:53 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:51 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:50 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:49 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:48 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:47 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:45 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:44 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:43 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:40 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:39 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:38 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:36 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:35 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:34 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:32 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:31 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:30 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:29 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:28 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:25 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:24 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:23 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:22 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:21 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:20 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:19 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:18 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:16 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:14 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:13 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:12 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:09 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:08 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:04 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:03 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:02 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:01 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:00 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:58 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:56 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:54 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:52 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:50 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:49 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:48 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:45 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:44 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:43 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:40 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:36 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:35 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:32 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:30 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:28 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:27 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:24 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:23 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:20 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:19 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:16 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:15 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:12 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:11 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:10 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:08 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:07 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:06 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:04 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:03 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:02 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:00 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:58 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:57 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:56 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:55 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:52 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:50 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:48 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:47 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:46 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:45 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:44 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:41 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:40 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:39 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:36 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:35 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:33 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:32 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:31 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:29 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:25 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:20 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:19 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:18 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:17 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:16 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:15 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:12 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:11 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:10 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:09 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:08 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:05 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:04 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:03 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:01 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:00 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:57 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:56 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:55 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:54 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:53 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:52 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:48 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:47 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:46 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:45 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:44 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:43 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:42 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:41 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:40 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:39 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:38 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:37 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:36 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:35 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:33 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:32 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:30 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:28 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:27 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:25 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:24 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:22 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:20 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:19 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:16 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:15 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:13 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:12 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:11 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:10 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:08 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:06 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:05 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:04 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:03 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:02 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:01 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:00 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:59 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:58 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:57 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:56 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:55 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:54 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:53 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:52 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:51 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:50 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:49 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:48 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:47 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:45 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:43 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:42 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:41 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:40 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:39 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:38 Caption #-59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:37 Caption #-47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:36 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:35 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:34 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:33 Caption #-84

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:32 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:30 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:28 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:26 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:24 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:23 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:22 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:21 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:20 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:19 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:18 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:17 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:16 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:14 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:12 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:11 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:10 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:08 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:07 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:06 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:05 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:04 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:03 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:01 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:00 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:59 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:58 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:57 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:56 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:54 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:53 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:52 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:50 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:49 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:48 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:47 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:46 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:45 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:44 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:43 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:41 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:40 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:39 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:38 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:37 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:36 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:36 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:34 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:33 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:32 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:31 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:30 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:28 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:27 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:26 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:25 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:24 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:23 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:22 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:21 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:20 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:19 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:17 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:16 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:15 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:13 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:12 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:11 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:09 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:08 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:07 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:06 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:05 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:04 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:03 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:02 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:01 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:00 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:59 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:58 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:57 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:56 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:55 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:54 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:53 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:52 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:51 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:50 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:49 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:48 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:47 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:46 Caption #46

Board

[Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb

It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.

There are 28 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.

<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.

<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!

<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.

<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.

<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!

<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...

<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!

<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.

<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.

<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?

<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.

<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.

<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)

<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.

<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.

<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.

<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!

<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...

<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.

<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.

<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!

<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.

<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.

<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.

<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post