[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 387 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:15Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:14Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:12Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:08Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:07Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:06Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:04Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:02Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:01Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:59Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:58Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:57Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:55Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:54Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:53Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:51Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:50Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:49Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:48Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:46Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:45Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:44Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:43Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:42Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:41Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:40Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:39Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:37Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:34Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:33Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:32Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:30Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:27Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:26Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:25Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:24Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:22Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:21Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:20Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:19Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:18Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:17Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:16Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:15Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:14Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:13Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:12Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:08Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:07Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:07Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:05Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:02Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:51Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:49Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:48Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:46Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:43Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:42Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:41Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:40Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:39Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:38Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:37Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:36Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:35Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:34Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:33Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:32Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:29Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:28Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:25Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:24Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:22Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:20Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:19Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:18Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:17Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:16Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:15Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:13Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:11Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:10Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:08Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:07Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:03Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:02Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:01Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:00Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:59Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:58Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:56Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:54Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:50Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:49Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:48Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:47Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:41Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:40Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:39Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:38Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:37Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:36Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:35Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:34Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:33Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:31Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:30Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:29Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:28Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:27Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:26Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:25Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:24Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:23Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:21Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:20Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:19Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:18Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:15Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:14Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:13Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:11Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:10Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:07Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:06Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:03Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:02Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:01Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:00Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:59Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:58Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:57Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:56Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:54Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:51Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:50Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:49Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:44Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:43Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:42Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:40Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:39Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:38Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:36Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:35Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:32Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:31Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:25Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:24Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:23Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:23Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:21Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:19Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:16Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:15Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:13Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:09Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:08Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:07Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:06Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:05Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:04Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:03Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:59Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:58Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:57Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:56Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:54Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:53Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:52Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:50Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:49Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:47Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:46Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:45Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:43Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:42Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:40Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:37Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:36Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:35Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:34Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:33Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:32Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:31Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:30Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:29Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:28Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:26Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:24Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:23Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:20Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:19Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:18Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:17Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:16Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:15Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:14Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:13Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:12Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:11Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:10Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:09Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:08Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:07Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:05Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:03Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:02Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:00Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:59Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:58Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:57Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:54Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:53Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:50Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:49Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:48Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:47Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:45Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:43Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:42Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:40Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:39Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:38Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:37Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:36Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:35Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:34Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:32Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:30Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:29Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:27Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:26Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:21Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:20Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:15Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:13Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:12Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:10Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:08Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:07Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:06Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:05Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:02Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:01Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:59Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:58Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:57Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:56Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:55Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:54Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:53Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:52Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:50Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:49Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:48Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:44Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:40Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:39Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:37Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:36Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:35Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:27Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:25Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:24Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:22Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:20Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:18Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:17Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:16Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:15Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:14Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:11Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:10Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:08Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:05Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:01Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:00Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:56Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:54Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:53Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:51Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:50Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:48Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:47Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:46Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:42Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:40Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:38Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:37Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:36Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:34Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:33Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:28Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:27Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:26Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:24Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:21Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:20Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:18Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:17Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:16Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:09Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:08Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:06Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:05Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker22:11:04Caption #518

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post