[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 177 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:39Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:34Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:18Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:17Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:16Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:03Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:02Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:53Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:51Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:47Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:42Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:41Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:32Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:31Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:26Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:23Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:02Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:51Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:44Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:43Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:38Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:37Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:32Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:13Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:11Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:09Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:02Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:48Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:43Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:42Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:41Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:40Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:37Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:36Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:35Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:25Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:24Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:21Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:20Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:17Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:15Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:04Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:03Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:01Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:52Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:51Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:50Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:49Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:47Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:38Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:30Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:27Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:26Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:25Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:07Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:59Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:48Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:44Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:40Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:21Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:20Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:19Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:10Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:06Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:05Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:03Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:01Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:00Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:54Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:43Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:35Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:34Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:27Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:22Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:20Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:19Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:18Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:17Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:16Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:12Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:11Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:03Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:02Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:00Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:59Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:56Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:54Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:53Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:48Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:47Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:35Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:34Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:27Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:24Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:22Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:21Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:11Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:00Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:59Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:58Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:55Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:53Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:52Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:51Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:44Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:40Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:35Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:28Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:27Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:25Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:23Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:19Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:14Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:08Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:06Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:01Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:59Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:57Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:56Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:53Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:48Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:47Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:38Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:37Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:19Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:18Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:17Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:14Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:13Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:08Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:58Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:52Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:50Caption #449

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN


There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post