[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:36Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:35Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:34Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:32Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:31Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:30Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:29Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:27Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:26Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:25Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:23Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:22Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:21Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:19Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:18Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:16Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:12Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:10Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:08Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:06Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:02Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:01Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:00Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:58Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:54Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:50Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:48Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:42Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:39Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:34Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:23Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:20Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:18Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:16Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:14Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:13Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:10Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:07Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:02Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:01Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:57Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:54Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:51Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:50Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:48Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:47Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:46Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:41Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:40Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:28Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:27Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:26Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:23Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:22Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:21Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:20Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:19Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:18Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:13Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:12Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:10Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:07Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:00Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:58Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:56Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:52Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:51Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:41Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:39Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:37Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:32Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:29Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:28Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:25Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:24Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:15Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:12Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:05Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:03Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:01Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:55Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:46Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:45Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:43Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:37Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:34Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:28Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:20Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:18Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:17Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:12Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:09Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:08Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:59Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:58Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:57Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:53Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:44Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:42Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:39Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:37Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:33Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:32Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:22Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:19Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:18Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:17Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:10Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:08Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:07Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:04Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:56Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:53Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:45Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:35Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:33Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:30Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:27Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:26Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:19Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:18Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:17Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:12Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:08Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:04Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:01Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:59Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:58Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:56Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:51Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:50Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:45Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:44Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:43Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:41Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:39Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:38Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:37Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:34Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:31Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:30Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:25Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:22Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:18Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:13Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:12Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:10Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:08Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:06Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:05Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:04Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:03Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:02Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:00Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:56Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:54Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:52Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:44Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:43Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:40Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:39Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:37Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:34Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:33Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:31Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:28Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:24Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:23Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:22Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:19Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:18Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:13Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:11Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:10Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:09Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:08Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:58Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:56Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:55Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:50Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:48Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:41Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:38Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:37Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:34Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:30Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:28Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:27Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:25Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:24Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:23Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:21Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:20Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:17Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:16Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:12Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:09Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:08Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:07Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:06Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:05Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:04Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:59Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:58Caption #380

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post