The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

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The wetlook winner is ElvisThePelvis!!
Perhaps his uncommon elegance of prose was due to a lack of access to cheap redneck beer for a change.

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