[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 167 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:13Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:12Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:11Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:10Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:09Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:06Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:16:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:58Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:50Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:48Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:47Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:46Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:45Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:39Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:38Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:37Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:36Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:33Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:32Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:30Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:29Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:26Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:23Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:18Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:17Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:15Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:13Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:12Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:10Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:09Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:07Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:06Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:04Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:01Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:57Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:56Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:55Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:53Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:52Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:46Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:42Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:41Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:40Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:36Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:34Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:32Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:26Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:25Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:24Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:21Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:20Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:19Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:17Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:15Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:06Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:05Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:04Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:03Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:59Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:56Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:54Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:51Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:50Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:47Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:46Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:40Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:35Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:25Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:24Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:23Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:20Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:19Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:18Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:17Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:16Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:15Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:14Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:04Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:03Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:02Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:59Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:58Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:57Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:56Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:48Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:43Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:37Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:36Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:35Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:34Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:32Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:28Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:23Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:21Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:15Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:08Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:06Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:05Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:04Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:03Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:02Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:00Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:58Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:56Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:55Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:51Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:49Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:46Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:44Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:43Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:36Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:34Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:33Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:32Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:31Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:30Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:29Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:28Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:27Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:23Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:20Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:19Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:17Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:15Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:14Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:13Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:12Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:11Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:10Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:05Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:03Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:02Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:01Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:57Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:54Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:51Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:50Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:48Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:47Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:46Caption #233

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post