[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:42Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:41Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:40Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:39Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:37Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:35Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:34Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:33Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:32Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:31Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:30Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:29Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:28Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:27Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:26Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:24Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:23Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:22Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:19Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:17Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:16Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:15Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:14Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:13Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:11Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:10Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:09Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:08Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:07Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:05Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:04Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:03Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:02Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:01Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:00Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:58Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:57Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:56Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:55Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:54Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:53Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:51Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:49Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:48Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:48Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:46Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:45Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:44Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:43Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:41Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:40Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:39Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:38Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:37Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:36Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:35Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:34Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:33Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:32Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:31Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:30Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:29Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:28Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:25Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:24Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:21Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:08Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:07Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:06Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:01Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:59Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:54Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:41Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:37Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:32Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:31Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:30Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:29Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:27Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:24Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:23Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:22Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:21Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:20Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:19Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:18Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:17Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:16Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:15Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:14Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:12Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:11Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:10Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:09Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:07Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:06Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:05Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:04Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:03Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:02Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:01Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:59Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:58Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:56Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:52Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:48Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:47Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:45Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:42Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:39Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:38Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:36Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:34Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:33Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:32Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:31Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:29Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:27Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:22Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:19Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:11Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:09Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:08Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:03Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:59Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:57Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:54Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:52Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:51Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:50Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:49Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:48Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:47Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:46Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:45Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:44Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:43Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:42Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:41Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:40Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:37Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:35Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:34Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:32Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:27Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:22Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:19Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:17Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:13Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:12Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:11Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:10Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:09Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:08Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:06Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:04Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:03Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:02Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:01Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:00Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:59Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:57Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:56Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:55Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:53Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:52Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:51Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:50Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:44Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:40Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:39Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:38Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:37Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:35Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:34Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:33Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:32Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:30Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:29Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:28Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:27Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:21Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:17Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:16Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:14Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:13Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:12Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:11Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:10Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:09Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:08Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:07Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:06Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:04Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:02Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:01Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:00Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:56Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:55Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:53Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:48Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:47Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:42Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:41Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:39Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:36Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:28Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:25Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:24Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:23Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:22Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:21Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:20Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:19Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:18Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:17Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:10Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:09Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:07Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:00Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:57Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:52Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:51Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:50Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:48Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:47Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:46Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:44Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:43Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:42Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:41Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:38Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:35Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:29Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:28Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:25Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:21Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:14Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:12Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:03Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:01Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:57Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:55Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:47Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:44Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:43Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:38Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:32Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:31Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:29Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:28Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:27Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:23Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:21Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:20Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:14Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:12Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:05Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:57Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:53Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:51Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:37Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:33Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:32Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:31Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:15Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:08Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:02Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:01Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:00Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:57Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:56Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:55Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:53Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:45Caption #839

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post