[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 230 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:20Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:19Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:16Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:15Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:14Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:13Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:12Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:07Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:06Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:02Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:56Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:55Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:50Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:47Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:44Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:43Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:38Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:35Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:26Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:24Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:23Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:19Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:18Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:17Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:12Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:10Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:07Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:02Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:53Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:51Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:48Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:46Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:38Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:32Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:31Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:30Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:29Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:22Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:20Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:18Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:17Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:13Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:12Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:11Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:10Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:09Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:08Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:07Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:03Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:57Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:51Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:47Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:33Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:31Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:30Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:26Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:25Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:24Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:23Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:22Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:21Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:18Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:17Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:15Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:08Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:07Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:01Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:59Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:56Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:52Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:48Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:46Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:44Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:43Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:42Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:41Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:36Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:34Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:31Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:30Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:28Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:27Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:26Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:25Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:19Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:13Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:10Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:04Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:59Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:58Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:57Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:55Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:54Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:42Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:39Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:36Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:28Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:25Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:24Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:23Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:18Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:15Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:14Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:07Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:05Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:02Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:58Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:57Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:55Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:54Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:53Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:51Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:44Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:41Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:38Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:35Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:32Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:30Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:29Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:22Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:21Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:19Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:13Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:07Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:06Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:05Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:04Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:03Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:59Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:58Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:46Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:38Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:32Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:31Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:30Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:28Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:26Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:23Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:22Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:20Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:16Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:15Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:00Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:47Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:44Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:31Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:29Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:28Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:26Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:23Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:17Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:16Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:12Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:03Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:01Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:00Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:56Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:54Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:49Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:45Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:40Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:32Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:27Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:22Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:17Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:10Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:07Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:57Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:54Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:52Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:51Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:49Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:47Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:42Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:38Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:35Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:25Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:22Caption #420

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post