[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 404 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:37Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:36Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:34Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:33Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:29Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:28Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:24Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:23Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:21Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:15Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:12Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:09Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:07Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:06Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:04Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:03Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:02Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:01Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:00Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:59Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:58Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:57Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:56Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:55Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:53Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:50Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:49Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:48Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:41Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:40Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:39Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:37Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:36Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:34Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:33Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:32Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:31Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:30Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:29Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:28Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:27Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:26Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:25Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:24Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:23Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:22Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:20Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:19Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:17Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:16Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:15Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:14Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:13Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:11Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:10Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:09Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:08Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:06Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:05Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:02Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:01Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:57Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:52Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:49Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:48Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:47Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:41Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:40Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:38Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:37Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:36Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:35Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:34Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:32Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:29Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:25Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:21Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:17Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:15Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:13Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:11Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:08Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:05Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:01Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:58Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:57Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:56Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:52Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:51Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:50Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:46Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:45Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:41Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:40Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:39Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:38Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:37Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:35Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:33Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:32Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:31Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:29Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:28Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:27Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:26Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:25Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:23Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:22Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:21Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:20Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:16Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:15Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:13Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:12Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:11Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:10Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:09Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:08Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:06Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:05Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:01Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:00Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:58Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:57Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:56Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:53Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:52Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:51Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:50Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:49Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:47Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:46Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:44Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:43Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:42Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:41Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:38Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:37Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:34Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:33Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:32Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:30Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:28Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:25Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:22Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:18Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:17Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:15Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:13Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:09Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:06Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:05Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:02Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:01Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:00Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:57Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:53Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:50Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:47Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:47Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:44Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:42Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:41Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:39Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:36Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:34Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:33Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:30Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:29Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:26Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:25Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:24Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:22Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:18Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:17Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:16Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:13Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:11Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:09Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:06Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:05Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:03Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:01Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:59Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:57Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:56Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:53Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:52Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:49Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:44Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:43Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:42Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:41Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:39Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:30Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:29Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:28Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:25Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:24Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:21Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:20Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:17Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:16Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:13Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:11Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:09Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:05Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:03Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:02Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:00Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:57Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:54Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:53Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:51Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:49Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:48Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:46Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:45Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:42Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:40Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:35Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:34Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:32Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:29Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:28Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:26Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:25Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:24Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:21Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:20Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:18Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:17Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:16Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:14Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:09Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:06Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:05Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:04Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:03Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:02Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:01Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:00Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:57Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:56Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:51Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:49Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:46Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:45Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:41Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:40Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:39Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:38Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:37Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:35Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:33Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:29Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:27Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:26Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:23Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:21Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:19Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:18Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:17Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:15Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:14Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:13Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:12Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:11Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:10Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:09Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:07Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:05Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:01Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:00Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:58Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:57Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:52Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:50Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:49Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:48Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:47Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:45Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:43Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:41Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:39Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:38Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:35Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:34Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:32Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:29Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:27Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:26Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:24Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:23Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:22Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:21Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:20Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:18Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:17Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:16Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:15Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:14Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:12Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:09Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:08Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:07Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:05Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:04Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:03Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:01Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:00Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:58Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:57Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:56Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:55Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:54Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:53Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:51Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:49Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:45Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:43Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:42Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:41Caption #669

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post