[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 406 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:11Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:10Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:06Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:04Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:34:02Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:59Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:57Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:55Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:52Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:51Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:50Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:48Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:45Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:44Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:42Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:40Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:38Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:32Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:18Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:17Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:16Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:14Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:13Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:12Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:10Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:09Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:07Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:05Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:51Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:43Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:42Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:41Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:39Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:38Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:37Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:36Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:35Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:30Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:24Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:21Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:15Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:14Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:11Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:10Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:07Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:00Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:56Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:55Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:54Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:53Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:51Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:50Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:47Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:46Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:45Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:41Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:38Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:37Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:35Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:34Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:33Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:32Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:31Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:27Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:26Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:25Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:21Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:10Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:08Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:02Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:01Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:58Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:57Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:56Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:51Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:49Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:46Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:45Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:44Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:42Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:40Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:36Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:35Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:34Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:31Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:25Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:24Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:23Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:22Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:20Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:19Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:18Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:17Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:16Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:14Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:12Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:09Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:07Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:05Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:04Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:03Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:01Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:00Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:59Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:57Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:55Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:54Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:53Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:52Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:51Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:50Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:49Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:48Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:47Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:46Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:44Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:43Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:40Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:38Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:37Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:35Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:34Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:32Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:31Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:30Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:29Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:27Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:25Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:24Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:23Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:22Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:20Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:19Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:18Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:17Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:15Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:13Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:12Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:11Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:09Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:08Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:06Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:05Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:04Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:02Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:01Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:00Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:58Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:56Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:55Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:54Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:53Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:52Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:51Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:50Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:49Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:47Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:45Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:43Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:41Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:40Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:39Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:37Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:36Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:34Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:33Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:29Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:27Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:25Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:23Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:21Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:20Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:19Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:12Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:10Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:08Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:06Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:05Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:04Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:03Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:02Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:01Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:00Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:58Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:57Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:56Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:55Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:54Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:51Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:48Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:47Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:45Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:41Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:39Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:38Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:37Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:35Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:33Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:31Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:28Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:27Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:26Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:25Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:22Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:21Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:19Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:18Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:17Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:15Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:13Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:09Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:08Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:07Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:04Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:02Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:01Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:58Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:57Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:56Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:55Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:54Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:52Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:51Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:49Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:48Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:47Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:46Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:42Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:41Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:39Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:38Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:37Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:36Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:33Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:31Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:29Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:28Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:27Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:26Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:25Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:23Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:21Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:19Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:16Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:12Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:10Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:09Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:05Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:03Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:00Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:58Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:55Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:52Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:51Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:50Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:49Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:48Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:47Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:45Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:44Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:43Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:42Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:39Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:38Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:37Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:36Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:35Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:34Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:33Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:31Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:29Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:28Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:26Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:25Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:24Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:23Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:22Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:21Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:20Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:19Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:18Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:16Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:12Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:11Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:10Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:09Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:08Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:05Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:04Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:01Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:59Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:57Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:55Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:53Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:51Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:49Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:47Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:44Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:42Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:41Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:40Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:39Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:38Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:37Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:36Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:35Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:34Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:33Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:32Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:31Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:29Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:27Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:25Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:24Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:23Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:21Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:19Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:17Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:16Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:14Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:12Caption #8

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post