[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

So love, I talked to this sturgeon today

he told me how to get everything I need to by happy.

Hey! Watch it! Get your hands of my nipples. I ain't getting a boob job!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 37 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:56Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:55Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:54Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:51Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:50Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:49Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:48Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:46Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:45Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:43Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:42Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:41Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:40Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:39Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:38Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:37Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:34Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:32Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:31Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:30Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:29Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:28Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:27Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:26Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:25Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:24Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:23Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:21Caption #613

Board [Post Message]

There are 5 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> There are two pictures involving monkeys and breasts over at Yahoo!´s MEP. Last week the news about Koko the Gorilla´s nipple fetish made it to the front page of boingboing.net and Fark.com.

Coincidence, or time for the ladies to break out the tinfoil bras?

<3Suns> PURPLE NURPLE!
<mypalmike> Nice sturgeon joke, by the way.
<Mort> Wow you can tell I wrote this while I wasn't quite awake.
<David Byrden> When I wrote this, I was asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post