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Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Mort
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She asked me to bed in her native tongue.

I wasn't so sure, it looked like she had a bad case of chicken pox.

But there were plenty more behind me who didn't care.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 10 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> So, is Mort off on vaction this week?
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> I belive that this story might explain Mort's "case of the Monday's."
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Nope, next week. I have no idea what is going to happen to the site, since I will have no net access.
<Luminaire> Is it going to be the same pictures all week or what?
<Morgus> Interesting competition... let it run for a whole week. Look at the photos on Friday and think about them for days before posting a set of captions. Maybe our most brilliant moment yet. Or most embarrassing!
<Mort> Perhaps. I was thinking of either:

1) Automating it to get the images from yahoo and showing the most positively commented caption on the main page.

2) Getting someone else to take over.

3) Saying "SCREW YOU" and leaving the same three images up for two weeks.

<Morgus> I like the SCREW YOU, but as a caption contest. The monkies try to outclever each other for two weeks and when you come back your first imperial act is to announce the winner.
<Kumiho> I vote Automating, but only if you can get it to take something like numbers 6,7,and 8, which change rather frequently.
<Mort> Well it is kinda too late for automating, I have a lot of things to do before I go.


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