[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

She asked me to bed in her native tongue.

I wasn't so sure, it looked like she had a bad case of chicken pox.

But there were plenty more behind me who didn't care.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 279 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:58Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:57Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:56Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:55Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:54Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:53Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:52Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:51Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:50Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:49Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:48Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:47Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:44Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:43Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:42Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:41Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:39Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:38Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:38Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:36Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:35Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:34Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:33Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:32Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:31Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:29Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:28Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:27Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:26Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:25Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:24Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:22Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:21Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:19Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:18Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:17Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:16Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:15Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:13Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:12Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:11Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:10Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:09Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:08Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:07Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:06Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:05Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:04Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:03Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:02Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:01Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:00Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:59Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:58Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:57Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:56Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:55Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:54Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:53Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:52Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:51Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:50Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:49Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:48Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:46Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:45Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:44Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:43Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:42Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:40Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:38Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:37Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:36Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:35Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:34Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:33Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:32Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:29Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:28Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:27Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:26Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:25Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:24Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:23Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:22Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:20Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:19Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:18Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:17Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:16Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:14Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:13Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:11Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:10Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:08Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:07Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:06Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:05Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:04Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:02Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:00Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:59Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:56Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:55Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:54Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:53Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:53Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:51Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:50Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:49Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:48Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:47Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:46Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:45Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:44Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:43Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:42Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:41Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:40Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:38Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:37Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:36Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:35Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:34Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:33Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:32Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:31Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:30Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:29Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:28Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:27Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:26Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:25Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:24Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:22Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:21Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:20Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:19Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:18Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:17Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:16Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:14Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:13Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:11Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:10Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:07Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:06Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:05Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:04Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:03Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:02Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:01Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:00Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:59Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:58Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:57Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:56Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:55Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:53Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:52Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:51Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:49Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:48Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:47Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:46Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:45Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:44Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:43Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:41Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:40Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:39Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:38Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:37Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:36Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:35Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:34Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:33Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:32Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:31Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:30Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:29Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:28Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:27Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:25Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:24Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:23Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:22Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:20Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:19Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:18Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:17Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:16Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:15Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:14Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:13Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:12Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:11Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:10Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:08Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:07Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:06Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:05Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:04Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:02Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:01Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:58Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:57Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:56Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:55Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:54Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:52Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:50Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:49Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:47Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:45Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:44Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:43Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:42Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:41Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:40Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:39Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:38Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:37Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:36Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:35Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:34Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:33Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:30Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:29Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:28Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:27Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:25Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:24Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:23Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:22Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:21Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:20Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:19Caption #528

Board [Post Message]


There are 10 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> So, is Mort off on vaction this week?
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> I belive that this story might explain Mort's "case of the Monday's."
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Nope, next week. I have no idea what is going to happen to the site, since I will have no net access.
<Luminaire> Is it going to be the same pictures all week or what?
<Morgus> Interesting competition... let it run for a whole week. Look at the photos on Friday and think about them for days before posting a set of captions. Maybe our most brilliant moment yet. Or most embarrassing!
<Mort> Perhaps. I was thinking of either:

1) Automating it to get the images from yahoo and showing the most positively commented caption on the main page.

2) Getting someone else to take over.

3) Saying "SCREW YOU" and leaving the same three images up for two weeks.

<Morgus> I like the SCREW YOU, but as a caption contest. The monkies try to outclever each other for two weeks and when you come back your first imperial act is to announce the winner.
<Kumiho> I vote Automating, but only if you can get it to take something like numbers 6,7,and 8, which change rather frequently.
<Mort> Well it is kinda too late for automating, I have a lot of things to do before I go.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post