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Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by Mort
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Scritchy "Nutz" McGraw, leader of the Saddle River gang, infamous for such nutrageous stunts as: burning down the Keebler tree house, stealing Mrs. Field's underpants and shaving Little Debbie's hair clean off.

Rachael "Right Eye" Ricardo was a key member of the Saddle River gang, spending half her day in Scritchy's bed and the other half evilly replacing the creamy center of twinkies with product of liposuction.
Then one day during another daring raid, Scritchy left Rachael high and dry, she got caught and was put away for all of the Saddle River gang's crimes.

Turns out Scritchy had found a new babe, with bigger boobs and a killer chipmunk smile.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 15 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> This has got to be the longest caption Mort has ever written.
<3Suns> Mort broke the format! Mort broke the format!
<Kumiho> >giggles< He did! Your captions rate a teh New Sexy tho'.
<Mort> Looks good in my browser, kinda not caring right now. :)
<Morgus> Teh New Sexy! Certainly New, undeniably Sexy, and without question, Teh!
<Mort> So you prefer that style to the normal terse?
<TheGalNextDoor> Could I recommend an enhancement to the site? Would it be possible for the images to link back to the Yahoo page? Would make it much easier to come up with double-edged puns that way.
<Mort> That's a good idea, but the pages on yahoo would eventually be removed and the links would become broken.
<death cab (!!!)> yahoo will be broken? or the links?
<death cab (!!!)> dam i need mail!
<death cab (!!!)> oh wtf, who cares
<preston> 
<malto4> w00t that is sexy:)
<malto4> damn get that shirt off!!
<malto4> hey guys your all asses right? Good 'cause
i got somethin' ta tell ya'll, I'm and ass
too! NOT


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