[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Scritchy "Nutz" McGraw, leader of the Saddle River gang, infamous for such nutrageous stunts as: burning down the Keebler tree house, stealing Mrs. Field's underpants and shaving Little Debbie's hair clean off.

Rachael "Right Eye" Ricardo was a key member of the Saddle River gang, spending half her day in Scritchy's bed and the other half evilly replacing the creamy center of twinkies with product of liposuction.
Then one day during another daring raid, Scritchy left Rachael high and dry, she got caught and was put away for all of the Saddle River gang's crimes.

Turns out Scritchy had found a new babe, with bigger boobs and a killer chipmunk smile.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 277 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:05Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:59Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:56Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:53Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:49Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:45Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:41Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:40Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:39Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:29Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:26Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:25Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:24Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:23Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:21Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:11Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:09Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:08Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:05Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:01Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:57Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:53Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:52Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:49Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:41Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:36Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:34Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:33Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:30Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:25Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:22Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:21Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:20Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:18Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:17Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:15Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:14Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:13Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:11Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:09Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:05Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:04Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:01Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:58Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:57Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:55Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:53Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:47Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:42Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:41Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:40Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:37Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:33Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:31Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:29Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:25Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:24Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:21Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:18Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:17Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:16Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:09Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:06Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:02Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:01Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:56Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:55Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:53Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:49Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:46Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:45Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:42Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:41Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:37Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:36Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:33Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:31Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:30Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:18Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:16Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:15Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:10Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:09Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:05Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:01Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:00Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:57Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:53Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:49Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:45Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:44Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:41Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:38Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:37Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:25Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:23Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:21Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:19Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:13Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:10Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:09Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:57Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:55Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:53Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:42Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:41Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:36Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:34Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:29Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:26Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:25Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:21Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:17Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:15Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:13Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:12Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:10Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:09Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:05Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:00Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:57Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:56Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:55Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:53Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:47Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:45Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:41Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:40Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:37Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:34Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:33Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:31Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:29Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:25Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:24Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:20Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:18Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:17Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:15Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:13Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:09Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:04Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:01Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:57Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:56Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:54Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:53Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:52Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:49Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:45Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:42Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:41Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:40Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:38Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:37Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:34Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:33Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:27Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:25Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:22Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:21Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:13Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:11Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:09Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:06Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:05Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:01Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:59Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:55Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:52Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:51Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:49Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:48Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:45Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:41Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:37Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:36Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:34Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:30Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:29Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:25Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:24Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:18Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:13Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:09Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:06Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:05Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:02Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:57Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:51Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:47Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:44Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:42Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:38Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:35Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:32Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:31Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:29Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:27Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:25Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:23Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:21Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:18Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:17Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:11Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:09Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:08Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:06Caption #978

Board [Post Message]

There are 15 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> This has got to be the longest caption Mort has ever written.
<3Suns> Mort broke the format! Mort broke the format!
<Kumiho> >giggles< He did! Your captions rate a teh New Sexy tho'.
<Mort> Looks good in my browser, kinda not caring right now. :)
<Morgus> Teh New Sexy! Certainly New, undeniably Sexy, and without question, Teh!
<Mort> So you prefer that style to the normal terse?
<TheGalNextDoor> Could I recommend an enhancement to the site? Would it be possible for the images to link back to the Yahoo page? Would make it much easier to come up with double-edged puns that way.
<Mort> That's a good idea, but the pages on yahoo would eventually be removed and the links would become broken.
<death cab (!!!)> yahoo will be broken? or the links?
<death cab (!!!)> dam i need mail!
<death cab (!!!)> oh wtf, who cares
<preston> 
<malto4> w00t that is sexy:)
<malto4> damn get that shirt off!!
<malto4> hey guys your all asses right? Good 'cause
i got somethin' ta tell ya'll, I'm and ass
too! NOT


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post