[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Scritchy "Nutz" McGraw, leader of the Saddle River gang, infamous for such nutrageous stunts as: burning down the Keebler tree house, stealing Mrs. Field's underpants and shaving Little Debbie's hair clean off.

Rachael "Right Eye" Ricardo was a key member of the Saddle River gang, spending half her day in Scritchy's bed and the other half evilly replacing the creamy center of twinkies with product of liposuction.
Then one day during another daring raid, Scritchy left Rachael high and dry, she got caught and was put away for all of the Saddle River gang's crimes.

Turns out Scritchy had found a new babe, with bigger boobs and a killer chipmunk smile.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 155 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:31Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:30Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:20Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:19Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:17Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:14Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:13Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:12Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:10Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:09Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:08Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:06Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:05Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:04Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:02Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:01Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:58Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:57Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:54Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:51Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:50Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:45Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:44Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:41Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:39Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:38Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:37Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:33Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:32Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:31Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:29Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:27Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:26Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:25Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:22Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:20Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:18Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:15Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:13Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:10Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:09Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:08Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:05Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:02Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:00Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:59Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:57Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:55Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:54Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:53Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:51Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:49Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:46Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:45Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:44Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:43Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:42Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:41Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:40Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:39Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:36Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:35Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:32Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:25Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:24Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:23Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:22Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:20Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:19Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:16Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:15Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:13Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:11Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:09Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:08Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:06Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:04Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:59Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:58Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:55Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:54Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:52Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:50Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:47Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:46Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:45Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:43Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:42Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:41Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:39Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:38Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:35Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:31Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:28Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:26Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:21Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:19Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:13Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:12Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:10Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:06Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:05Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:03Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:58Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:55Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:53Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:52Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:49Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:46Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:45Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:40Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:37Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:36Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:33Caption #07
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:30Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:29Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:25Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:24Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:23Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:22Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:21Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:20Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:19Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:17Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:16Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:15Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:14Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:13Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:11Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:08Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:06Caption #457

Board [Post Message]

There are 15 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> This has got to be the longest caption Mort has ever written.
<3Suns> Mort broke the format! Mort broke the format!
<Kumiho> >giggles< He did! Your captions rate a teh New Sexy tho'.
<Mort> Looks good in my browser, kinda not caring right now. :)
<Morgus> Teh New Sexy! Certainly New, undeniably Sexy, and without question, Teh!
<Mort> So you prefer that style to the normal terse?
<TheGalNextDoor> Could I recommend an enhancement to the site? Would it be possible for the images to link back to the Yahoo page? Would make it much easier to come up with double-edged puns that way.
<Mort> That's a good idea, but the pages on yahoo would eventually be removed and the links would become broken.
<death cab (!!!)> yahoo will be broken? or the links?
<death cab (!!!)> dam i need mail!
<death cab (!!!)> oh wtf, who cares
<preston> 
<malto4> w00t that is sexy:)
<malto4> damn get that shirt off!!
<malto4> hey guys your all asses right? Good 'cause
i got somethin' ta tell ya'll, I'm and ass
too! NOT


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post