[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Scritchy "Nutz" McGraw, leader of the Saddle River gang, infamous for such nutrageous stunts as: burning down the Keebler tree house, stealing Mrs. Field's underpants and shaving Little Debbie's hair clean off.

Rachael "Right Eye" Ricardo was a key member of the Saddle River gang, spending half her day in Scritchy's bed and the other half evilly replacing the creamy center of twinkies with product of liposuction.
Then one day during another daring raid, Scritchy left Rachael high and dry, she got caught and was put away for all of the Saddle River gang's crimes.

Turns out Scritchy had found a new babe, with bigger boobs and a killer chipmunk smile.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 321 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:40Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:39Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:38Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:35Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:34Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:31Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:28Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:27Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:26Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:25Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:24Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:22Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:21Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:20Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:18Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:17Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:16Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:15Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:13Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:12Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:11Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:10Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:09Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:07Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:56Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:55Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:49Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:47Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:45Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:44Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:43Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:41Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:40Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:39Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:38Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:37Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:36Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:35Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:34Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:32Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:30Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:27Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:26Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:25Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:24Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:22Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:20Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:19Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:17Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:16Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:15Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:13Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:09Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:08Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:06Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:05Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:04Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:02Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:00Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:59Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:56Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:55Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:53Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:53Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:51Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:48Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:44Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:43Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:37Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:33Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:32Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:28Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:27Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:25Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:20Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:19Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:18Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:17Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:13Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:12Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:11Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:10Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:09Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:07Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:06Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:04Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:00Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:58Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:56Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:52Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:48Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:46Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:44Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:42Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:41Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:40Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:37Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:35Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:34Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:32Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:30Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:29Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:28Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:24Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:23Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:21Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:12Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:11Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:10Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:08Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:07Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:02Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:01Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:00Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:58Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:57Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:56Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:55Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:54Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:53Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:52Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:50Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:48Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:46Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:44Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:41Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:36Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:34Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:33Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:28Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:24Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:22Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:19Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:10Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:59Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:57Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:56Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:55Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:53Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:51Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:50Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:49Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:42Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:39Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:33Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:32Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:31Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:30Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:29Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:27Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:26Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:25Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:19Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:10Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:04Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:03Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:02Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:01Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:54Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:53Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:52Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:44Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:39Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:33Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:30Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:27Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:26Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:21Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:20Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:19Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:10Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:09Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:03Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:02Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:58Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:51Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:48Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:43Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:39Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:26Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:23Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:22Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:21Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:19Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:17Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:16Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:13Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:12Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:09Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:04Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:52Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:44Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:41Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:40Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:38Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:36Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:34Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:32Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:29Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:27Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:25Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:22Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:20Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:12Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:08Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:04Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:03Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:02Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:00Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:56Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:54Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:52Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:49Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:47Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:44Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:42Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:40Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:37Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:33Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:32Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:30Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:29Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:28Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:27Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:24Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:21Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:20Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:19Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:16Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:12Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:11Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:08Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:04Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:03Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:01Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:00Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:56Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:54Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:52Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:50Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:48Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:46Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:45Caption #128

Board [Post Message]

There are 15 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> This has got to be the longest caption Mort has ever written.
<3Suns> Mort broke the format! Mort broke the format!
<Kumiho> >giggles< He did! Your captions rate a teh New Sexy tho'.
<Mort> Looks good in my browser, kinda not caring right now. :)
<Morgus> Teh New Sexy! Certainly New, undeniably Sexy, and without question, Teh!
<Mort> So you prefer that style to the normal terse?
<TheGalNextDoor> Could I recommend an enhancement to the site? Would it be possible for the images to link back to the Yahoo page? Would make it much easier to come up with double-edged puns that way.
<Mort> That's a good idea, but the pages on yahoo would eventually be removed and the links would become broken.
<death cab (!!!)> yahoo will be broken? or the links?
<death cab (!!!)> dam i need mail!
<death cab (!!!)> oh wtf, who cares
<preston> 
<malto4> w00t that is sexy:)
<malto4> damn get that shirt off!!
<malto4> hey guys your all asses right? Good 'cause
i got somethin' ta tell ya'll, I'm and ass
too! NOT


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post