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Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 07/21/2004 by Mort
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Mort the image gorilla strode out of his mansion with a concerned look on his face.

Princess Lauren had already left his select group of caption monkies,

and all attempts to mate ElvisThePelvis with guyPaulo have so far failed.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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IT IS META DAY!!!!!

Meaning all captions should be about the wonderful creatures that inhabit this grand site. It's about time we had a theme day.
There are 8 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> This is difficult. Caption monkeys have nowhere near as many foibles as politicians, celebrities and popes.
<Luminaire> I'm only good at talking about myself.
<guyPaulo> Ewwwww......I think we'd make more progress if only someone could teach Elvis to stick it in the right hole! My ear is getting really sore!
<ElvisThePelvis> Sorry, my Dad taught me the "Any Port In A Storm" theory of procreation.
<mypalmike> Today's dictionary.com word of the day is...

eructation \\ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn\\, noun:
The act of belching; a belch.

<Kumiho> farding = gerund, the act of applying make up
<mypalmike> Didn't realize MEP wielded so much power...

...news.bbc.co.uk...

<Mort> Deciding who is in charge of Brussels isn't exactly a large show of power.


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