The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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I hope the new week brings better images. I'm not in the writing mood right now, too many distractions, bright colours flittering, zero caffeine nerves jittering, television's endless wittering. Oh what I would give to suck on some C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ right now; bitter white alkaloid, how I love thee.

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